Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by TheEvanCat
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The military is not all guns and explosions. Sometimes you have to sit in a chair for 24 hours.

- Typed from the duty desk in the barracks at three in the goddamn morning.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Vilageidiotx
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Gotta earn that military discount at Denny's somehow. Just remember that loose lips jam staplers.
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Gotta earn that military discount at Denny's somehow. Just remember that loose lips jam staplers.


I want a tv series about a guy who joins the military solely for a Denny's discount, and they think a desk job'll be easy af but then through a series of bizarre coincidences that they triggered, WWIII starts.
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I want a tv series about a guy who joins the military solely for a Denny's discount, and they think a desk job'll be easy af but then through a series of bizarre coincidences that they triggered, WWIII starts.


Don't know about the military discount, but there are seriously a lot of people who join up for the free college on the assumption they'll never end up in combat. I'd imagine that is more common now that a college education is more of a gamble than an investment if you have to pay.
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Ah, the CQ desk. Where I protected America from terrorists by playing tower defense flash games for LITERALLY DAYS ON END.
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And he shall defend America by writing kilabytes of Precipice of War posts, initiating American foreign policy through an unrelated fictional Armenia.
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I SHALL GUARD EVERYTHING WITHIN THE LIMITS OF MY POST AND QUIT MY POST ONLY WHEN PROPERLY RELIEVED.
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I SHALL GUARD EVERYTHING WITHIN THE LIMITS OF MY POST AND QUIT MY POST ONLY WHEN PROPERLY RELIEVED.


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