The military is not all guns and explosions. Sometimes you have to sit in a chair for 24 hours.
- Typed from the duty desk in the barracks at three in the goddamn morning.
- Typed from the duty desk in the barracks at three in the goddamn morning.
Gotta earn that military discount at Denny's somehow. Just remember that loose lips jam staplers.
<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>
I want a tv series about a guy who joins the military solely for a Denny's discount, and they think a desk job'll be easy af but then through a series of bizarre coincidences that they triggered, WWIII starts.
I SHALL GUARD EVERYTHING WITHIN THE LIMITS OF MY POST AND QUIT MY POST ONLY WHEN PROPERLY RELIEVED.