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What's all this fuss over above-the-rim milkshakes?

Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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C'mon buddy, help me out here. I don't want a mess. Let's keep it below the rim, alright? No I don't want any napkins. But I'll take some. I don't want to need them, but apparently I need them.

If I went the rest of my life without ice cream dripping on my hands, I would be a happy man.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Aragorn
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You have a tongue don't you? Lick it off before it reaches your fingers!
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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That's merely an imperfect treatment of a much greater problem.

I don't want my shake experience to include lapping up stray streams of cream like a goddamn mutt at the dinner table!
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That's merely an imperfect treatment of a much greater problem.

I don't want my shake experience to include lapping up stray streams of cream like a goddamn mutt at the dinner table!


Use a straw to suck it up
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That's merely an imperfect treatment of a much greater problem.

I don't want my shake experience to include lapping up stray streams of cream like a goddamn mutt at the dinner table!


Use a straw to suck it up
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Awson
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I won't be a vacuum either. The point is to not have to run a cleanup operation while you're enjoying your treat.
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Larfleeze
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That's merely an imperfect treatment of a much greater problem.

I don't want my shake experience to include lapping up stray streams of cream like a goddamn mutt at the dinner table!


HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
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