I'm all for conquering other nations for America.

If it comes to that, I'll buy some land in Mexico and make a tortilla chip factory and make billions. After 40 years, once my wealth and empire has increased considerably, and I have become a widely hated person for the shitty things I do, such as forcefully taking land in Ireland, being an insufferable cockmonger, etc, I will run for president, and build a wall between the US and Europe.

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Wouldn't conquering Mexico be counterproductive to his plan of "Get the Mexicans out of the country."?

There's no illegal immigration if we own the entire planet.

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What about the illegal aliens? Let's build a wall around the solar system.

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There's no illegal aliens if you conquer all the alien planets.

Let's just conquer all of reality.

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There's no illegal immigration if we own the entire planet.

My plan, incidentally, is to just wait until the inevitable nuclear war and move to Cuba. Because nobody wants to nuke Cuba anymore, and its nice and close.