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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Turtlicious
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but I don't know how to tell her.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Foxxie
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A pregnancy test ought to be a good icebreaker.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Doivid
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Constantly PM her even after she asks you to stop, that's the only way to do it.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by andromedene
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Buy her a house, and a dog, and a nice car, and 2.5 kids.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Marik
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You gotta make sure you act like a complete douchebag so she knows you’re the coolest motherfucker to take interest in her. If she talks to you, don’t look at her and only reply in short angsty sentences.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by K-97
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r/creepypms is a site dedicated to affectionate men wooing their secret internet lady-friends. I'm sure there is some good material .

P.S. the 'creepy' in the title is ironic, it's just some women don't understand affection.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by TP
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Don't say anything and ignore her.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Doivid
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Surely that must be it, K-97.

Also don't they sometimes have it be chicks sending the creepy PMs?
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by natsumehack
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it's bluerose.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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send dick pics
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Doivid
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natsumehack said
it's bluerose.


I seriously doubt it's bluerose, nat.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by natsumehack
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Doivid said
I seriously doubt it's bluerose, nat.


turts been to her house.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by TP
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idlehands said
send dick pics


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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Doivid
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natsumehack said
turts been to her house.


dude they've never even interacted, really.

And she was part of the reason he got perma'd on the old site.

So yeah.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Turtlicious
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Besides, brose is beyond the pale beautiful, I'd never have a chance with her.

I like someone obtainable.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Seravee
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I used to be in love with a Spammer.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Alex
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Turtlicious said
Besides, brose is beyond the pale beautiful, I'd never have a chance with her.I like someone obtainable.


i'm sorry turt i'm not interested
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Seravee said
I used to be in love with a Spammer.


I always wondered who it was.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by andromedene
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Seravee said
I used to be in love with a Spammer.


Sorry to break your heart.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by The Nexerus
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Turtlicious said
but I don't know how to tell her.


Wow. Who would ever be in a love with a Spammer? I mean really, what the hell? That's ridiculous.
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