I'm in love with a spammer

[Turtlicious]

but I don't know how to tell her.

[Foxxie]

A pregnancy test ought to be a good icebreaker.

[Doivid]

Constantly PM her even after she asks you to stop, that's the only way to do it.

[andromedene]

Buy her a house, and a dog, and a nice car, and 2.5 kids.

[Marik]

You gotta make sure you act like a complete douchebag so she knows you’re the coolest motherfucker to take interest in her. If she talks to you, don’t look at her and only reply in short angsty sentences.

[K-97]

r/creepypms is a site dedicated to affectionate men wooing their secret internet lady-friends. I'm sure there is some good material .

P.S. the 'creepy' in the title is ironic, it's just some women don't understand affection.

[TP]

Don't say anything and ignore her.

[Doivid]

Surely that must be it, K-97.

Also don't they sometimes have it be chicks sending the creepy PMs?

[natsumehack]

it's bluerose.

[idlehands]

send dick pics

[Doivid]

natsumehack said
it's bluerose.

I seriously doubt it's bluerose, nat.

[natsumehack]

Doivid said
I seriously doubt it's bluerose, nat.

turts been to her house.

[TP]

idlehands said
send dick pics

[2]

[Doivid]

natsumehack said
turts been to her house.

dude they've never even interacted, really.

And she was part of the reason he got perma'd on the old site.

So yeah.

[Turtlicious]

Besides, brose is beyond the pale beautiful, I'd never have a chance with her.

I like someone obtainable.

[Seravee]

I used to be in love with a Spammer.

[Alex]

Turtlicious said
Besides, brose is beyond the pale beautiful, I'd never have a chance with her.I like someone obtainable.

i'm sorry turt i'm not interested

[Doivid]

Seravee said
I used to be in love with a Spammer.

I always wondered who it was.

[andromedene]

Seravee said
I used to be in love with a Spammer.

Sorry to break your heart.

[The Nexerus]

Turtlicious said
but I don't know how to tell her.

Wow. Who would ever be in a love with a Spammer? I mean really, what the hell? That's ridiculous.