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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Mahz so much, I had followed and "liked" all his posts and threads
>I pray to Mahz every night before bed, thanking him for all the RPs I’ve been given
>"Mahz is love" I say; “Mahz is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a RPing faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Mahz
>I called him a plebe
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Mahz
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “This is my Guild.”
>He grabs me with his powerful admin hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Mahz
>He penetrates my butt-hole with his ban hammer
>It hurts so much but I do it for Mahz
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the great admin
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Mahz looks him straight in the eyes and says “I'll impliment this feature soon™.”
>Mahz leaves through my window
>Mahz is love. Mahz is life.
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you missed a spot
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Something happened here. I don't know what though.
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40 keks
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*Implement
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by VarionusNW
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40 keks


I say this is at least 41 keks
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<Snipped quote by Hank>

I say this is at least 41 keks


41 keks and a shinny Mexican Peso
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I give 10 onions outta 10.
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41 keks and a shinny Mexican Peso


41 keks and a shiny Mexican Peso.
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No, its a shinny Mexican peso

That is not a mistake

That Mexican peso was hand crafted out of a shin bone

The shin bone in question came from a mythical beast only known as a Sharktopus

The Sharktopus is a combination of the Shark and the Octopus

Brave hunters laid down there lives for the shin bone of the Sharktopus

So that a master craftsman who once made the jewelry of Aztec kings could craft such a piece

Its not supposed to be shiny, its supposed to be shinny

Or are you just shitting on the heritage of those people, you fucking racist capitalistic shamful dishonorable western pigdog
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No, its a shinny Mexican peso

That is not a mistake

That Mexican peso was hand crafted out of a shin bone

The shin bone in question came from a mythical beast only known as a Sharktopus

The Sharktopus is a combination of the Shark and the Octopus

Brave hunters laid down there lives for the shin bone of the Sharktopus

So that a master craftsman who once made the jewelry of Aztec kings could craft such a piece

Its not supposed to be shiny, its supposed to be shinny

Or are you just shitting on the heritage of those people, you fucking racist capitalistic shamful dishonorable western pigdog


No, I was just raising to 41 keks and a Shiny Mexican Peso, as that is worth more than 41 keks and a Shinny Mexican Peso.
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<Snipped quote by ClocktowerEchos>

No, I was just raising to 41 keks and a Shiny Mexican Peso, as that is worth more than 41 keks and a Shinny Mexican Peso.


Oh.

Well then.

I raise the price to 41 keks and a Shiny Shinny Mexican Peso
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<Snipped quote by VarionusNW>

Oh.

Well then.

I raise the price to 41 keks and a Shiny Shinny Mexican Peso


42 keks, 2 Shiny Mexican Pesos, and 1 youtuber-endorsed fast food establishment.
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@Mahz pls
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I swaer, and I am ashamed to say.
I have read this somewhere before.

Why did I read this through.
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