Alphakoka said
lolguildnews. Whelp, good luck with it.
Oh shush you. I'm in it this time.
*Whacks Alphakoka over the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper* I'll make sure it ain't boring, you just make sure that you read it, and you get your friends to read it, and your family, and the people in the local graveyard.
Also it's going up tomorrow.
So read it then, dammit.
EDIT
Because seriously it's a bunch of well intentioned folks in on it. At least
try to enjoy yourself and please leave comments when it goes up. Us contest folks loved the comments, I don't see any reason why the news folks wouldn't either.