Since they hired that guy in the animal costume I've enjoyed visiting them a LOT more.

You wanna play with these balls?

Anyone have a suggestion for a "Whose line?" game or another "scenes from a hat" topic? I'm running out of ideas.

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I hear they make over $200k per year because they know how to handle the ball so well.

Ready for a substitution?

Triple entendre.

I heard it was so rough last time he had to get compensation.

@Wade WilsonAwesome David Bowie Sig. I love "Space oddity".

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SFAH: He catches right handed but pitches with both.

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I'm going to try out a game I made up, but the current game will keep running. Just label responses to it as "SFAH", for "Scenes From A Hat" so we know what you're responding to.

I call this game "One sided Phone Call." (abbreviate OSPC in responses). The winner tells us how to do something as if we are overhearing their side of a phone call and the others try to guess what they are describing. If someone guesses correctly, the former winner tells them so and they get to post the next one or hand it off to someone else of their choosing. Try to include as much innuendo as possible as a distraction, as long as it's accurate to the process you're describing. This is to make it funnier and distract the people that are thinking about it.

Here's a sample one to get us started:

"You see that hole in the top? Well just put something in there and...Oh, yours has two holes? Well, technically mine does too, but only one of them works so I forgot. Anyways, you stick something in one of them, doesn't matter what as long as it isn't too big or moist, and then push on the switch....Well, sometimes it's a bit stubborn so just play with the switch until it turns on. Then it will get hot and about a minute later it gets hot enough, finishes, and you can pull the thing out."

...A slowcooker?

@Wade Wilsonnope

Changing the topic:

World's worst inspirational speeches.

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"Look, the enemy's out there with superior arms and armor. We probably won't win, so just go out there and try not to die like a punk."

Ok, I'll try a different game:

Dating service video: post a picture and write something under it to make it an example of one of the world's worst dating service videos.

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Mind if I come down your chimney?

Mind if I add a little meat to your taco?

"I came here for dating, not feels."

I apologize dearly.

Think you can take my gigadrill without breaking?

He'll seize the means of production... AND procreation!