Yall got held up on some really small details. Let's not bitch out regarding semantics, and a simple "These actions were allowed from your writing, please remove all else." would've sufficed.

If you're kicking me out, go to it.

• First, in the very beginning you should add an Athletics roll to defend a grapple.
• Second, could you add the word "prepared" to the throwing thing and change the check to throw into the disadvantaged grapple roll?
• As your weapon is improvised, please do remove 2 from your attack roll. Proficiency bonus does not count, you see. (You can just change the number listed and tell why it differs from the linked "actual" roll)
• Last but not least, add 4 to your damage, totalling 10 (strength modifier).

@EruditeAssassin Just a couple more things, really. Mostly missing rolls here and there. I'll single them out.

• First, in the very beginning you should add an Athletics roll to defend a grapple.
• Second, could you add the word "prepared" to the throwing thing and change the check to throw into the disadvantaged grapple roll?
• As your weapon is improvised, please do remove 2 from your attack roll. Proficiency bonus does not count, you see. (You can just change the number listed and tell why it differs from the linked "actual" roll)
• Last but not least, add 4 to your damage, totalling 10 (strength modifier).

It's looking good though. Feel free to ask if you ever need help!

No word from @darkandstar? I'm afraid I'm starting to consider the same action as @VKAllen...

Tell you what, if none of you are familiar with the official adventures Lost Mine of Phandelver or Hoard of the Dragon Queen, I could take up DM'ing either for you participants. I'll put up an interest check tomorrow if this RP continues looking abandoned.