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@LeeRoy

Gonad stared coldly and aloofly at LeeRoy's crotch. What he said next was stated with such obvious conviction that he could have stood trial for it.

"HRAH! Spaceman have fly open."

If LeeRoy looked down and fell for the trick, by the time he realized he'd been had, Gonad would have already...
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Taken a seat at the bar table for a tankard of beer. Frothy white foam would adorn his beard. Fighting was thirsty work, and it was time for a cold one.
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He was furious until he found his glasses lying on the ground near his feet. Soon after his vision returned he was left speechless, not just speechless, LeeRoy was dumbfounded. Had Gonad given up? Had he just decided that LeeRoy wasn't worth his time?

Normally he would just walk away if someone grew bored with him, he's done it before a thousand times. Generally his incredible stamina outlived the beatings and he would walk away. But this wasn't a normal beating, it was an insult.

LeeRoy, you're mad, do not do it! Just leave, it's not worth it!

The protests of the voidborn fell on deaf ears as LeeRoy grabbed hold of a stool. It caught flame instantly and soon was totally engulfed in fire, he raised it over his head and lobbed it towards the seated Gonad.

"Don't leave unfinished what you started, heathen!" Though mumbled and garbled by the damage to his jaw and mouth.
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Gonad clasped his hands together and obliterated the stool with a mighty swing. In-between his hands he held a bottle of Wild Turkey 101. The glass shattered and his mitts were set aflame. Most men would, at this point, scream in pain and run for water. The opposite was true of Gonad. Instead, having flaming hands seemed to ignite his fighting spirit as well. Though his flesh burned, the idea of having burning fists lent fury to the warrior!Gonad shoved himself to the floor and began charging on his knees towards LeeRoy, right arm half extended and fingers flexing, seeking to clamp down upon the fellow's midriff. Gonad let loose with a lusty war cry as he attacked!

"HEEEEEAAAAARRRGGGGHHH!!"
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In response to Gonad's plunge to the floor, so too did LeeRoy plunge. But not just a normal plunge.

No no. LeeRoy's actually mad for once, an emotion beyond boredom for the first time in around thirty years. The Scientist had intentionally left distance between himself and Gonad when he hurtled the stool at him. For he had realized that by crippling the legs of the barbarian, he had somehow given him the tactical advantage over leverage over himself. Despite that not making sense in literally any context aside from this one.

LeeRoy ran forward a few steps, accelerated by his powered suit's cervos. Giving him an incredible amount of speed for just a few steps in one direction, before Gonad and himself had reached eachother's throats he dropped to his knees. Slamming them against the ground in force, maintaining his forward momentum as he stooped to Gonad's level. (Quite literally.) And in that instant he threw himself into the world's most clean power slide across the floor, drawing both of his hands backwards before thrusting both towards Gonad's chest with open palms. A palm thrust of epic burning proportions, an immolating slap towards his chest that would serve as a fantastic answer to Gonad's own rush.

This would likely negate Gonad's charge towards him, but if it didn't he would be left open to be grabbed. This serves to interrupt his attack and counter attack simultaneously, preventing Gonad's previous action from going through if successful. If unsuccessful, it would serve only as a slight inconvenience in the middle of his attack.

In that moment, we swore we were Bollywood stars.
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As LeeRoy slid in, Gonad would allow the oven mitts to trespass his guard. Though LeeRoy's paws were deadly, there was a problem with his strategy. His arms were shorter and weaker than Gonad's. The idea had probably crossed LeeRoy's mind that should he be able to grab Gonad's arms, he would be able to grievously damage his opponent's primary means of inflicting damage. Gonad had thought of that first though, and despite his simple nature he was no fool. He knew that he had to seize the arms of LeeRoy first, before his opponent realized the trap and tried to reverse the situation. Just as the Spaceman's palms made it past where Gonad's elbows would would be should his arms have been fully extended (which they were not), the barbarian chambered his elbows to keep his arms unforgivingly stiff and swung both meathooks up to clamp one forearm to each hand. Were this to occur LeeRoy's momentum would jolt to a sudden stop, as if he had been in a sedan and had hit the brakes hard. He'd not only be held in place before the Mr. Universe of wrestlers, but would be down also on his knees and without any proper way to protect himself from the devastating assault that would follow.

"Hruh. Stop hitting self!"

LeeRoy's hands would be repeatedly jerked back into his own face, in a manner most anticlimactic. The smacks would probably be far less brutal than the blows Gonad normally delivered due to a supposed resistance, but each limp hit would still be painful. It was middle school all over again.

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