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I'm thinking more a certain Great Lich Lord begins his rise...


Nop, nop, noppity nope. Not that guy again! If Thulemiz comes back, I'll have to just zap him with a lightning bolt or ten thousand ;p
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Nop, nop, noppity nope. Not that guy again! If Thulemiz comes back, I'll have to just zap him with a lightning bolt or ten thousand ;p


Meh, you can't kill the unkillable! And even if you could or did, that is not dead which can eternal lie. And who knows what the strange eons bring, and who knows what horrors more horrific than Jvan await their Time...

Basically, soon you will all be blessed with Perfection of Death. True Perfection. True Beauty.
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@Kho Or we will just throw him at the core of Jvan and watch some metaphysical nonconsensual sex take place.
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@Kho Or we will just throw him at the core of Jvan and watch some metaphysical nonconsensual sex take place.


...why...whhhyyyyy


And on that day, 'tis said but not confirmed, Sir Kholbert Walpole shed one manly, English tear.
And the earth upon which that tear dropped became good, English soil, and is to this day ever fertile, disciplined, and civilised. And so our brave hero continued his epic odyssey.
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I'll just rush it and get it out soon.
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I'll just rush it and get it out soon.


If it was Vowzra you were up against, you would have had no Time to prepare.

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I'm thinking more a certain Great Lich Lord begins his rise...

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There will be much undead. Very, very many. But not due to Reathos. I think he created a pretty much self-managing system with the stones, and Vowzra is the one who decides when a person's Time is actually up, so it's all good.


Presently undead are due to Vestec. Don't you remember that? 1% of all who die become undead.

Speaking of which, that will probably have a noticeable effect in the aftermath of the Grot battle. Someone should make a post concerning that.
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Oh yeah, one in one hundred...hmm. That'll be pretty widespread.
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Oh yeah, one in one hundred...hmm. That'll be pretty widespread.


It'll be more of a problem once communities grow larger. At the moment I think we still have nomadic groups and foraging villages, which won't have a particularly high population.

If each community has, say, 100 adults, which I'm guessing is fairly sizeable before agriculture hits the market, then each community will probably only see one adult zombie every generation. If these poor kids have generations only about 20 years apart each, then that's maybe a zombie every twenty years.

Compare to a bronze-age city with 500,000 people and the same birth- and deathrate, which makes about 250 zombies a year, or about one every weekday. Far, far more if plague comes to town.

Also, fun idea: Because the death rate for children tends to be MUCH higher than that of adults, most of our undead will be young children and infants, which their parents and family would be forced to destroy.

E: Another bonus! We might have a bit of culture going on here as sentient species tend towards burning the bodies of their dead to prevent reanimation instead of burying them where they could, with time, dig themselves up again.

That'll be fun to go into. I feel like I might do something regarding that soon enough. Might round up the corpse issue of Grotbrawl at the same time.

Or we will just throw him at the core of Jvan and watch some metaphysical nonconsensual sex take place.


In a bizarrely unexpected move, exposure to Thulemiz will actually turn Jvan into a spindly spider-legged goblin newt with great, blind white eyes, who waits in the eternal caverns for the cycles of the world to pass him by.

Fuck man now I'm nostalgic for Achozaal.

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E: Another bonus! We might have a bit of culture going on here as sentient species tend towards burning the bodies of their dead to prevent reanimation instead of burying them where they could, with time, dig themselves up again.

That'll be fun to go into. I feel like I might do something regarding that soon enough.


Silly savage, my witch doctor tells me that you bury bodies face down to stop them from coming back as zombies to kill you! That way when they try to claw their way out of their graves and kill you, they're very confused to eventually hit solid bedrock.

In all seriousness though, it would be interesting to see what the Hain etc. do with their dead in the face of zombies becoming a thing.
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Sounds like the agrarian societies will also have to start cultivating their holy magicks, quick-smart.
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The twist is, however, that the undead as Vestec created them aren't naturally aggressive. They are completely capable of taking up a normal position in society. Some societies may be inclined to consider them an abomination to be destroyed, but others may let them integrate into society. A bit like zombies in Discworld.
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Exactly!
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Vestec: You were the Chosen One, Thulemiz!
Thulemiz: You had one bloody job, idiot!
Zombie: Guys, guys, got some tea on the stove, just popping out to get some biscuits, mkay?
Thulemiz:
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The twist is, however, that the undead as Vestec created them aren't naturally aggressive. They are completely capable of taking up a normal position in society. Some societies may be inclined to consider them an abomination to be destroyed, but others may let them integrate into society. A bit like zombies in Discworld.


"Undead yes! Unperson no!" Also opens door and gate for undying rulers that command their nation over centuries.
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"Undead yes! Unperson no!" Also opens door and gate for undying rulers that command their nation over centuries.


If Reathos saw this, he would return to life. As this cow.

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If Reathos saw this, he would return to life. As this cow.



I assume that the fleeing Person is me then?
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I assume that the fleeing Person is me then?


I was thinking 'any undead being'. But I guess it could be you. If you happen to be undead xP
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@KhoI rather ment because of my lichking proposal Xd
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