I didn't mean kill, I meant to agree with nex.

I'll name it Nex's Dick River

The Imagination said Nexerus keep in mind this river isn't quite big.

Just keep it as Nex River or something, then. Once you find the Yangtze name it 'Nex's dick is a long as this' river.

SNIP

-Slow-

Nex's Dick is now a natural territory, a river surrounded by jungles. We have a few options here in the year 3000 b.c.

- Warriors are resting on Nex's Dick. Do they continue south, go east across the river into the jungles, or head back north?
- Warriors are made in Karakorum. Do they follow north in their ancestor's footsteps, or explore new, uncharted territory past the mountain? Either southwest along the coastline or southeast into the mainland.
- Continue breeding warriors in Karakorum or make a galley or settler unit?
- Crap, accidentally skipped to 2900 b.c. Same options.
- On top of the options given, Khanbalyk can make warriors or start work on Stonehenge, which might take a while I'm not sure.

The Nexerus said
Just keep it as Nex River or something, then. Once you find the Yangtze name it 'Nex's dick is a long as this' river.

The river might be bigger than led on, it continues into uncharted territory.

We also have some technology to research.

All of these take 7 turns
- Alphabet; Library and new wonder to build
- Bronze Working; archers and barracks to build, can start fishing.
- Horseriding; unique keshik soldiers( i think they're horse archers), production increases with oxen.
- Pottery; granary for building, can trade wine and build a new wonder.


Karakorum on the left, Khanbalyk to the right.

More warriors, more exploring. Bronze.

Awson said
More warriors, more exploring. Bronze.

Started research on Bronze Working. My warriors in Khanbalyk can go east or through the jungles, northeast or backtrack and keep going north along the coast. You've seen the choices my warriors in Karakorum have. I'll also make another two warriors.

Imagination: It's me! Mongoria! As yo adwisir, I tink chu ned tu mak mer armis untwill wi contrwol da earf

Jack The Stripper said
Imagination: It's me! Mongoria! As yo adwisir, I tink chu ned tu mak mer armis untwill wi contrwol da earf

Gotdammit Jack.
Spam needs to tell my armies war to go!

WAR

Svenn said
WAR

I havent met anyone yet aha. This is a Spamocracy, yall need to tell my warriors where to go. I am merely the catalyst. If I deem it necessary I will act of my own accord, but for the most part everyone here will have a say in the nation.

Nex's Dick is now a natural territory, a river surrounded by jungles. We have a few options here in the year 3000 b.c.

- Warriors are resting on Nex's Dick. Do they continue south, go east across the river into the jungles, or head back north?
- Warriors are made in Karakorum. Do they follow north in their ancestor's footsteps, or explore new, uncharted territory past the mountain? Either southwest along the coastline or southeast into the mainland.
- Continue breeding warriors in Karakorum or make a galley or settler unit?
- Crap, accidentally skipped to 2900 b.c. Same options.
- On top of the options given, Khanbalyk can make warriors or start work on Stonehenge, which might take a while I'm not sure.

- Make the soldiers go east across the rivers
- Explore new uncharted territory
- Make a galley and settler unit, found a town near production resources, and just start pumping out soldiers from the old town, and pump out gold from the new town

Start wars with other nations for the lulz.

- Make the soldiers go east across the rivers
- Explore new uncharted territory
- Build a settler unit and put it somewhere where it will be able to produce a high amount of Science.

- Make a galley and settler unit, found a town near production resources, and just start pumping out soldiers from the old town, and pump out gold from the new town

It's called the Golden Horde for a reason, and it has nothing to do with urine. PUMP UP THE MEN SO WE MAY OVERWHELM THE CIVILIZED FOLK.

The year is 2400 b.c.
- The warriors following the successful conquest and creation of Khanbalyk city go east across the rivers, after one square they see an ocean or a sea. They proceed south with the warriors of Karakorum. A tribal village is spotted not too far off, and upon contact they are grateful of our civilization's presence and gift us Pottery skills, now we can trade wine! They warned us of a nearby barbarian village to the south. The closer the two warriors got, Brennos the Mighty revealed himself. Upon his empty threats, Ghengis Khan spoke. "Your days are numbered, Brennos."
- They had the balls to attack first, killing one of our Mongorian warriors. The warriors who had conquered and built Khanbalyk retaliated, losing not one of their own yet again. Tough sons of bitches, they attack again. The gaulic bastards killed off two warriors, but we emerge victorious!
- We are lucky. The barbarians joined us and erected the city of Kazan on the edge of the Southern Coasts.
- A tribal village is seen a few squares west. 3 turns and the settlers from Karakorum will be ready to embark. Warriors are about to be made in Khanbalyk. Our warriors only have west or backtracking north to go from here.
We have two warrior groups near and in Kazan. One group only has one warrior, the other was reinforced with a lost unit, bringing them back to full strength,

- move the warriors west towards the tribal village.
- make settlers in Khanbalyk

digger4400 said
- move the warriors west towards the tribal village.- make settlers in Khanbalyk

- I am reconstituting/reinforcing the wounded warriors in Kazan. Warriors were just recently made in Khanbalyk, I'll begin work on settlers there soon.
- The warriors, fully reinforced, from Karakorum made contact with the tribe. Our forged weapons put them in a state of awe, and they awarded us with a caravan. Having not made contact with anyone yet, I placed the caravan directly south of Karakorum. The warriors will trail behind.
- A forest has been discovered, +10 gold! What does Spamgolia wish to name this forest? (Please don't be Nex's Pubes)