DC movies suck there aren't enough jokes hur dur

I dunno how it all went wrong after Road to Perdition and A History of Violence and yet here we are

If Kubo and the Two Strings doesn't win Best Picture and/or Best Animated Feature Film at the Academy Awards something is wrong with the Academy.

Bloodsport starring Jean Claude Van Damme is one of the greatest movies ever made. JCVD plays an American born Army Captain with a Belgian accent. There's this flashback scene that shows his char as a child, it seems like he might have been autistic as a kid so it's heartwarming to see someone succeed from something like that. Anyways, he goes AWOL from the military to fight in a secret tournament in Hong Kong. It's the Kumite, a really fun way to get drunk while watching the movie is to drink everytime someone mentions 'Kumite'. Wait, actually don't do that, you'll die of alcohol poisoning. Also these two cops are after JCVD and are surprisingly chill about apprehending someone who went AWOL from the fucking US military. Forrest Whitaker plays one of the cops. Also there's this chase scene that might seem out of place but its pure 80s. This is one of the most 80s movies ever made, right next to Scarface and Top Gun.

JCVD does like 7 splits and a hundred roundhouse kicks. The fight scenes are epic and the soundtrack is greatest ever made. I am not fucking kidding about the soundtrack. Listen to this shit.



The whole movie is on Youtube but I don't condone piracy so forgot I said that. Watch Bloodsport.

This is a real movie that is being released to the public

SOMEONE GAVE PEOPLE A BUDGET AND SAID "YEAH THIS IS WHAT WE WANT FOR OUR STUDIO"

Fuck Nerve. Why the fuck did it get such good reviews. It's a cliche-ass teen movie, but Rotten Tomatoes critics gave it a fucking 62%. Audience gave it a mid-70's rating.

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This is a real movie that is being released to the public

SOMEONE GAVE PEOPLE A BUDGET AND SAID "YEAH THIS IS WHAT WE WANT FOR OUR STUDIO"

One upping you. This is a real movie that was released to the public, it stars Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Garner and Christopher Walken. Its budget was 30 million dollars.

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One upping you. This is a real movie that was released to the public, it stars Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Garner and Christopher Walken. Its budget was 30 million dollars.

i actually want to watch this.

I want to watch both those movies but I'm garbage and will watch anything with cute animals in it

I loved this book. I hope they are able to adapt it well. The trailer looks promising already!