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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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But thankfully, Barnaby was so cool that he was never able to touch hot liquids anyway. It just cools when he's around.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Little Bill
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Barnaby took the cursed sword and made his way to his target's cellar door.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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As he was nearing the door, suddenly it banged open and curious gaurd dogs walked out
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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Barnaby wasn't too fond of dogs but they always loved him, especially how he tasted.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by Doltboy
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Barnaby threw some nice juicy steaks out for the dogs, who then rolled over for chest scratching and belly rubs - they're the sort of guard dog that gets told off when their new friends have disappeared with a big TV screen and several computers...
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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But then, a guard CAT comes forward.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Doltboy
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And is given a huge assortment of fish to choose from - being a cat, this means it automatically wants anything that isn't fish (they're all incredibly contrary).



I adore some cats, but others hate me so I dislike them.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Just after the cat stepped out a three headed imp with a squealing high pitched noise - were those words coming out of the heads?
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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But suddenly, he snapped back into reality. The guard dog/cat/imps were all hallucinations from the high he got after acquiring his new sword, now nothing was in between him and his employer's house.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ClocktowerEchos
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Nothing except the towering holy guardian who denied him access to the abode of his employer with a swarm of loyal cultist zealot, the Holy Lord and Savior Harambe and his Cult of Harambism denied the hero access.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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But suddenly, Harambe was shot and the entire cult collapsed on itself, but not without a last word from the Savior, "Keepus Dickus Outus," and then he died.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Mae
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Barnaby decided to tweet about Harambe, and mysteriously it turned out Harambe had already been shot in a past live, thus calling into question everything Barnaby knew about the universe and life itself.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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The world is corrupt, back up files, reset it now-

"Neo..."

"Wake up..."

Barnaby suddenly woke up in a cold sweat, his alarm is beeping, it read 6 am. Today is the first day of his job.
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Get this shit out of my spam.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by tsukune
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"Get this shit out of my spam."

That was the first thing that spat out of Barnaby's mouth when he woke up, and then he was aware of how much his mouth stank of booze, vomit... and something more that he didn't want to know what it was.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Myyt
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Get all of this shit just outta here.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Mae
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Barnaby screamed to the white padded walls around him, realising he was in some sort of white suit preventing his movement.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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"It's alright... we have him contained now..." an ominous voice said over a faint intercom.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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"Yes, but for how long?" another voice asked, its tone smooth yet stern, "We must begin testing now before... it happens."
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(I love how this turned from a man going to his new job, to this grand conspiracy story in like 2 seconds)
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