@The Fated Fallen
True.

You could have him spontaneously combust periodically.

@The Fated Fallen
True.

You could have him spontaneously combust periodically.

And lose the idea of anyone carrying him around XD

@The Fated Fallen
Also true.

Whatever you do, I'm glad to have on the team.

Well I never got around to reading the IC (there's a lot of good quality stuff there!)

But if I don't make a character now I probably never will, so could someone brief me on the current shenanigans?

@The Fated FallenYou want a summary? Bit long, but here's one.

Yashar summoned the brightest minds and cruelest monsters to answer his call for a mission. What answered... Was an orc, a half elf, an angry skeleton, an ogre. After leaving his tower, albeit one of them burned from trying to touch his stuff and thinking of murder. (He was cursed with drooling, our favorite half elf.) The Ogre went to the blacksmith and met a goblin inventor named Bob. From beneath the floorboards, a spider crawled out of the depths of hell basement. The drunk orc, swung at the spider calling for blood. He beheaded our half elf, who died immediately. Bob and Tugrok met at the inn, where our favorite Goblin joined the fight. Spider deployed his titan called for backup. The orc called in his titan for his war mount. The inns walls were horribly weakened and the entire building was collapsing. Everyone, including the dead half elf made it out alive. The skeleton met everyone at the Inn, and went berserk at Bob for... Being awesome. Some orcs learned to fly, and some lightning sparked. Now we are back on the plot track with the mystical magicians trying to bring us back to the plot. Thanks for reading, you are now up to date on the story.

Synopsis: Where is the plot? I can't find the plot. We've been away from the plot for so long I've no idea where it is. Oh here's some nice people trying to drag us back to the plot. Thank you nice people

When the GM needs to conjure Death herself to bring people back to the plot you know you're in for either a terrible experience or the greatest RP ever.

@The Fated Fallen

Thank you for throwing yourself in the RP with your background. Feel free to throw an IC whenever you feel like it.

By the way, I'm waiting for more decisions for following or not the group before posting more on the IC.

@KRIEEEG
Ping everybody but me yo.

Oh shit, my brains right now. Yeah, I need to post (what a derp). Thanks @Banana, first potassium and now memory aid what can't you do?

Eyyyy sorry for being somewhat inactive in the thread. I was sort of buisy, but now I'm pretty much back on track. First of all, a loving (and totally homo) farewell to our resident big ogre with a bigger heart, @DiZL ReloadeD. Wish you all the best m8.

Secondly, to our verbose rodent and ballin' kobold! Welcome, hope you have lotsa fun and refrain from being mutilated in the first few pages!.

Name: Horace, the Animator.
Appearance:
Race: Abomination.
Abilities:
Bind Soul: Making a pact with a soul from HELL, Horace is able to bind it to an item, to give it temporary respite from its never ending suffering! Or, if a demon wants to do some shit in the real world. Horace isn't picky. When a soul is bound to an item, it animates it, and shifts its form to normally mimic a living creature. It is able to walk, talk, but must obey Horace. If destroyed, the soul/demon is banished back to HELL. This is Horace's bread and butter ability. Attempting to bind demons normally requires some sort of payment, but will yield stronger creatures.

Capture Soul: When a living being is murdered turned into non-living matter near him, Horace can collect their souls in jars, Legend of Zelda style. These souls are normally used for barganing with angels demons. Or for pranks, such as putting them in people's coffee, which normally ends up with them getting possessed by the spirit, or causes another personality to form inside the body, for a split personality disorder.

Average Swordsmanship: Horace is an average sword fighter, but nothing truly special.

Equipment: Rusty Sword: Horace carries a rusty iron longsword. Why? To deter fools from trying to mug him. Or to murder those brave enough.
8 Glass jars.
5 pounds of goblin jerky.
A burlap sack, where he keeps all his junk.
A very rusty iron ring.

Background: Unknown., but some assume he's a force of nature. Some believe he is a devil escaped from hell. Some think he may be an angel, cast from heaven. Only Horace knows, and he isn't telling. What Is known about him, which is little, is he is an oddly kind being. Tending to use his powers to do magic tricks for monster children, he sees himself as a mix of entertainer, and protector. This is why he seeks to destroy humanity, after seeing one to many group of monster children murdered by humans.....

"Mercy? Like what they begged for, before you stomped out that small spark of life they held? I'll give you the best mercy I can offer....."- Horace, before having a construct of bricks crush a human adventurer's skull with its bare hands.

@supertinyking
*does the ok hand*
It's a little vague but with some proper party-bonding we can flesh out a story. It has my approval.

@Banana
Ok, I try to be vauge. Flesh out the character as I go. Feels more..organic.

@supertinyking

You know what a party with a beheaded elf, a brute orc, a techno goblin, a pissed off skeleton and motherfucking spiderman needed?

That's right! A necromancing abomination!

Flash out some small background in there if you wish.

@6slyboy6 Take a look and tell us what you think

By the way

NO MOH MONSTAZ FOH NOW.

I still gotta work on my orchish

Where are all the characters in relation to eachother?

@The Fated Fallen All the ones currently in the RP are outisde the destroyed inn, with the exception of Bob and Stride's body, which are a few meters away following the strange wizard-like folks that I pulled out of my ass.

As a side note, Tugrok is still there and will follow them because he cares about the elf. I'll control him until I find a noble and useful way to get him killed. He deserves a nice death.

@The Fated Fallen All the ones currently in the RP are outisde the destroyed inn, with the exception of Bob and Stride's body, which are a few meters away following the strange wizard-like folks that I pulled out of my ass.

As a side note, Tugrok is still there and will follow them because he cares about the elf. I'll control him until I find a noble and useful way to get him killed. He deserves a nice death.

Thanks a million, it helps me a lot. I'll post soon, but not tonight. I've got a headache