@Ambiguity

I have the Rapid Discord achievement unlocked for Zen. I was pretty happy when I got it. Strangely enough, I can't seem to get his other achievement. I never have my ult when more than one of my allies is critical.

I used to (and still occasionally) play on an ASUS laptop that's a few years old. It's a cheap one, with HP Integrated Graphics, so as you can imagine it has a hard time running just about anything. I can barely run Overwatch on it, and even then I get such bad graphic lag that it takes up to a whole match for everythimg to render properly. Thankfully I only use it when I'm away from home.

I work Friday-Monday, four ten-hour overnight shifts. Very, very boring job. I work for a financial company, sorting through personal data of political campaign donors.

I mostly make sure that the duplicate data (aka someone donating multiple times with the same information) gets merged together in the database, while different donors with the same names (ex. John Smith from Ohio and John Smith from Idaho) get separated. I have two buttons to click. For ten hours. You can imagine how boring that gets.

But my company pays for food, so I get free dinner every night I work. It's not healthy in the slightest but I love it. I can't tell you how many cheeseburgers I've had.

@Ambiguity

How's it going?

@Dewey Deftones

It's going! Been a bit busy due to school. Midterms are up yet again. I'm working on a post now. How are you?

@Ambiguity

I'm pretty good! Just doing the usual, work, sleep, eat, repeat. Yesterday I decided I wanted to go on a "try something new" spree after work, so I went into the organic section of the supermarket, which I rarely ever go into, and bought a handful of drinks and such that I'd never tried before.

There's this strange mint soda that was actually really good. I enjoyed trying some new stuff.

@Dewey Deftones

Ah the endless cycle of 'fun' no?

Oh? That's cool! Do you remember what it was? I'm afraid I'm a huge water, tea, coffee, and hot chocolate drinker. Never been a huge soft drink drinker xD!

@Ambiguity

Yes, fun indeed.

The mint soda is called Minta. There were two kinds, original and strawberry. They taste a lot like chewing gum, but in liquid form with a more subtle taste instead of in your face minty. I usually drink a lot of seltzer water, and usually the only soda I actually buy is Coca-Cola.

@Ambiguity

How's it goin?

@Dewey Deftones

Good! I'm so sorry for being away. Yet another busy week filled with glorious midterms. I'm brain dead. Amuse me.

@Ambiguity

It's no problem, I just like to see what's up so that I know my partners haven't deserted me. I've had a lot of people ghost like that. Good luck with your midterms!

I'm afraid I'm not a very amusing person. The most I do is make jokes about video games, like making Widowmaker a steretypical French skin where she uses a baguette instead of a sniper rifle.

Lame, I know.

@Dewey Deftones

Haha I usually tell people when I want to stop. I think ditching might be a really low blow that leaves people bitter and out for blood. Metaphorically speaking of course.

Oh lord. I'm imagining said baguette gun shooting baguettes instead of bullets. Headshot a baguette into someone's mouth. Yes please xD!

@Ambiguity

Me and my friends have come up with a bunch of weird skin ideas. First off, we need Dad 76 in jean shorts, socks and sandals, and a tucked in t-shirt that says some dad-like phrase. Also a ballcap. And then there's Pimp Reinhardt, where instead of a hammer he has a pimp cane. There's more that I can list, but it'd go on forever.

@Dewey Deftones

I'd laugh to see that Reinhardt idea actually come true! Could you imagine a charge with a pimp cane? I'm laughing just from thinking about it! Dad 76 would be great. I want something with Doritos D.VA so bad!

@Ambiguity

Well D.Va has her gamer emote, so probably like a bright red/orange mech with Hana in a lime green suit would fit the Doritos and Mountain Dew theme. If I'm not mistaken, D.Va doesn't have any skin that makes her mech red, right?

@Dewey Deftones

I don't think so, but I like that emote option! Maybe she could have an orange suit while her mech is red with a great big dorito printed on the side? I don't know. I saw a Dorito D.Va, and now I can't see her as anything else lol. I'm weird.

@Ambiguity

I follow a bunch of Overwatch fanpages on Facebook, and most if not all adhere to the lovely "baby gremlin gamer D.Va" fanon that very quickly became canonical, what with Blizzard actually giving D.Va that emote. It's so entertaining.

And then there's a page called Discount PharMercy Memes that is, as expected, all about shipping Pharah and Mercy. Some of it is funny comics, some of it is serious fan art, while a small portion of it is borderline porn.

Everyone really likes Mercy's.... assetts.

@Dewey Deftones

What? I missed this. Now I have to prowl through Overwatch to find this Gremlin thing. Seriously though...

So, I just stumbled upon the Reddit page for PharMercy. Wow. That's all I have to say. I have a reason to return to Reddit now ...

Oh I'm sure they like her 'assets'. I mean ... wow xD!

@Ambiguity

Baby gremlin D.Va's parents are often pictured as Mercy and Dad 76. And her grandparents are pictured as Rein and Ana.

Mercy's assets are almost as popular as Widowmakers. Almost.

@Dewey Deftones

0.0? I'm not sure how that'd work. But legit. Soldier/Dad 76 is literally everyone's dad lol. Even some talk about Anna and Soldier being Pharah's parents. Legit everything.

Hmmm ... Mercy > Widowmaker for me. Just me though ...

@Ambiguity

Dad 76 should be the next fan craze that Blizzard acknowledges and makes a skin or emote for. I love it to death. There was one time I was playing a match where the Soldier 76 on our team was telling us what to do and such, in a rather rude manner. He called us "children" in a derogatory manner. So, me and my friend kept acting like his children and calling him "daddy" in voice chat at every opportune moment. He was a dick, so we found a humorous way to annoy him. Our teammates thought it was pretty hiarious, but Papa 76 wasn't very happy with us. We lost. But it was wonderful.

And I agree, Mercy > Widowmaker.

@Dewey Deftones Haha! I hate douche bags on OW. Such is the sin of online gaming though. I'd be pretty interested in seeing Blizzard's take on Dad 76. Make some cargo shorts, surfer shirt, and 70s sun glasses instead of his visor. I'd actually might be partial to buying that skin haha!

Main. Mercy is main. Biased, I am, biased.

Also, I think I might time skip to when our ladies move out again. Unless you want to continue the current scene?