No no no, do not, under any circumstance, listen to @ArenaSnow! Soul deposit box 37 has all sorts of hidden fees and you never know the quality of care your soul goes under. Now, soul deposit box sixteen on the other hand is a delightful, safe place to store your soul with a steady, dependable interest.

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Ah, so you instead want to go from the deposit box everyone uses and thus has the most on the line for in terms of customers and instead divert people to the unknown box where souls have been known to simply vanish without a trace?

Gents, my box may have interest, but it's tried and true. 16? That's how many minutes you count before flipping a coin to see if you ever get your soul back.

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Although we have had some troubles with missing souls I assure you any breaks in security have been fixed and the owners of said souls reimbursed! I will not stand for the outright demeaning of box 16! The percentages of missing souls has decreased by almost half, not only because of higher standards but it seems as if we were victims of double-depositing schemes!

Oh yes, members of 37 and other boxes have pulled the wool over our eyes and "deposited" their soul and to our dismay, it had gone missing! The owners of your souls are untrustable.

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Ah, from 0 to 50% retention rate? You're getting clever.

But it still stands to reason that we have the most customers, and it's not because they have any clauses keeping them from leaving.

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Let's not babble about the numbers or popularity. We are together in a business and it's about the souls, not the numbers. Isn't that right? Just a bit of advertising from each of us.

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Oh, please. Haven't you heard the mortal obsession about numbers?

Polling numbers, economic numbers, number of gel brands stuck in one's hair, number of people you can sue in a year, number of typos a presidential candidate puts on his or her speech because of a lack of saying anything without the hypocrisy showing...