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@Spud ok that was really funny! That last part was fantastic. Yeah once we went from town to town we noticed that we didn't we'd to use our little language guide anymore because no one was speaking Irish. So my mom dropped me off at a day care and her and my dad went to go drink beer. My family is great. OH have you seen that one guy that was on the cooking show and he totally butchered a saying?
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Hark! I can already hear my remaining eagles, Liberty and Washington, cawing in joy. Thank you, dear potato friends. Hopefully this 'Gardai' shall let me keep at least one, and perhaps turn a cheek as I sneak in a drink or two. ;) Time to get into the Irish spirit!
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We can order in spinning barstools friend, I will see about uploading some floor plans at some stage, and we can even vote a jukebox song list (or would you rather a seisún band for a real authentic feel?) If we're REEEEALLY good, we might be able to get Kristian Nairn to DJ for us sometime! Are there any other requests?

Also, its Paddy's day hun ;) but we'll give you a pass on that one since you're new to the bar.


I don't believe you need to "sensationalize" your fine establishment. Disneyland is a fine place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. But if you did want to go that route, that's the way to do it, yea!

As a foreigner I'd hope I get a pass. Not only that, but I'm a hot blooded American! I just wouldn't have the same kind of charm if I actually tried to learn about places before traveling abroad!

You're very welcome here in our cheeky little pub, whatever th occasion, whatever the reason, whenever the time ;) As for Potato beer, we have that BECAUSE IRELAND!!! It is poitín, and its feckin schtrong schtuff so it tiz!
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Vodka wasn't invented by Poland? The more you know...

I am the resident Irish beer maiden, unless you guys think I'm too manly, I for one think I look quite fetching in a short sparkly green dress, ever since I moved to the city I walk everywhere and have thighs that could deflect bullets!!! Ehhh, we can take on another beer maiden I guess, but first you have to learn the sacred oath that every single Irish person learns in school ... are you ready ... say it with me...

"An bhfuil cead agam dul go dtí an leithreas a mhuinteoir"
Here's a handy hint, "Aan vwill kad agum dull go dee aan leh-heh-rus a voon-tore", it'll get ya out of a pickle!!!


Well, i'd think anyone would have to be a little "manly" in order to pass as a beer maiden. You don't carry around kegs or drink from them without getting a little thick after all. *wink*

That tongue twister of a phrase looks dastardly. Truly only one with an Irish heart could say it. I'd rather get served here than serve others here anyway.

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Hark! I can already hear my remaining eagles, Liberty and Washington, cawing in joy. Thank you, dear potato friends. Hopefully this 'Gardai' shall let me keep at least one, and perhaps turn a cheek as I sneak in a drink or two. ;) Time to get into the Irish spirit!


Theyre sound lads!
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@Spud
Aye, they certainly sound like good folk! ;) Ha, look at that! You've got me talking like an Irishman already! Soon I'll be fit enough to be the burliest damn barwench you've ever seen!
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If there were a roleplay about people fleeing a nation in a comedy/slapstuck genre to a potato and pub haven that is Ireland, I would totally join.

Just sayin'.
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Wow, this is like, my almost people. I'm of Scottish Descent (With Some English and German).
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Aw Jaysus, awful busy in here! Someone pull the blinds and hope the Gardai don't notice a thing about the time!

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Vodka wasn't invented by Poland? The more you know...


Vodka and poitín are a very different kettle of fish now! Although it is made from potatoes, it can be a lot stronger than vodka just depending on where you get it! If you get it from some farmers or amateur brewers, it's gonna be strong - like blow the head clean off ya strong!

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Are you still serving, Spud or have you already taken last orders a while ago?
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Oh okay, good to know!

But isn't anything made by farmers and "amateur brewers" usually that way? I mean I've never had poltin obviously, but we do have moonshine.

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Aw Jaysus, awful busy in here! Someone pull the blinds and hope the Gardai don't notice a thing about the time!

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Vodka and poitín are a very different kettle of fish now! Although it is made from potatoes, it can be a lot stronger than vodka just depending on where you get it! If you get it from some farmers or amateur brewers, it's gonna be strong - like blow the head clean off ya strong!

@Spud

Are you still serving, Spud or have you already taken last orders a while ago?


I was asleep xD and considering its always 5oclock SOMEWHERE we're open all hours! The gardai will be grand sure, we can open up a chipper next door and give em a spice bag and they won't mind us open late at all sure. So there's no last orders just "when's the next rounds?"

Poitin is basically Irish potato moonshine xD because eating spuds isn't Irish enough you have to drink and bathe in potato essence as well

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