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7:00 pm β Rainfall. Enter the Nutribullet.
7:00 pm β Lilianna and Sophia talk. Lily donβt give a shit. Sophia donβt see shit.
7:00 pm β Angelique confesses her undying love for Kenny G. Allison doesnβt run away for whatever reason. (Monday β Chapter I)
7:20 pm β Dinner with the 430 kids and whoever the fuck the other two are. Siena exposes herself as a Burberry Bitch. Emma accepts her for who she really is. No one likes Ernie. Marcus channels his inner sassy black woman βbrazen high-school girlβ. (9/7)
9:30 pm β Thereβs a βCriss Angel jokeβ in here somewhere but I canβt find it. Something something disappearing acts. Chris and Angelique donβt solve a mystery. (Monday β Chapter III)
10:20 pm β Christmas helps Sander accessorise. Sander sleeps with him in return. Itβs not gay at all. (Static)
10:30 pm β Marcus talks to his way cooler and awesomer sister. Siena phone home. Gerwulf canβt answer the phone with his big fat gorilla hands.
10:30 pm β Cal returns some stanky jeans. Wants to fight with Sander. Cal shows interest in landscaping. (Mistakes Left Unsaid)
11:00 pm β Marcus makes some plans. Offers some bandaids to Cal in case Sander makes a boo-boo. Kadabra band aids. Shit taste. Newton is obvs best grill. (Folly of an Eager Beaver)
Night β Hazel buys armor. Sheβs getting that Mobile Suit one way or another.
7:00 pm β Lilianna and Sophia talk. Lily donβt give a shit. Sophia donβt see shit.
7:00 pm β Angelique confesses her undying love for Kenny G. Allison doesnβt run away for whatever reason. (Monday β Chapter I)
7:20 pm β Dinner with the 430 kids and whoever the fuck the other two are. Siena exposes herself as a Burberry Bitch. Emma accepts her for who she really is. No one likes Ernie. Marcus channels his inner sassy black woman βbrazen high-school girlβ. (9/7)
9:30 pm β Thereβs a βCriss Angel jokeβ in here somewhere but I canβt find it. Something something disappearing acts. Chris and Angelique donβt solve a mystery. (Monday β Chapter III)
10:20 pm β Christmas helps Sander accessorise. Sander sleeps with him in return. Itβs not gay at all. (Static)
10:30 pm β Marcus talks to his way cooler and awesomer sister. Siena phone home. Gerwulf canβt answer the phone with his big fat gorilla hands.
10:30 pm β Cal returns some stanky jeans. Wants to fight with Sander. Cal shows interest in landscaping. (Mistakes Left Unsaid)
11:00 pm β Marcus makes some plans. Offers some bandaids to Cal in case Sander makes a boo-boo. Kadabra band aids. Shit taste. Newton is obvs best grill. (Folly of an Eager Beaver)
Night β Hazel buys armor. Sheβs getting that Mobile Suit one way or another.
9:00 am β Zoe asks some questions. Freddy answers some of them. (Questions and Answers)
10:00 am β Kusari and Cal talk. No spine juice this time. How boring. (Feelings and Overshooting)
10:30 am β Can Ernie not be a shit for two seconds? (Spoilers: No.) Brent is the ultimate wingman. Angel gets her shoes back. βMontrealβ is a no-no. (Tuesday β Chapter IV)
11:00 am β Awkward morning-afters with Sander and Christmas. Kusari is cranky. Still not gay. (Safeguard)
4:00 pm β Marcus and Emma have a date. No thrown drinks. How boring. (9/8)
4:00 pm β Everyone remembers the pants. Cal tries to forget. Angel buys some swag. (Tuesday β Chapter VI)
4:30 pm β Calβs parents are kinda assholes. Also Cal is SHIT at naming things. (Callan in the Dark)
5:30 pm β Lawrence calms Cal down. No βget a hold of yourself!β bitch slaps. How boring. (Close and Bad Calls)
6:30 pm β Zoe talks with Allison. No finger-banging or face-melting involved. How boring.
6:30 pm β Itβs time to d-d-duel. Cal lets Misery play with the nice vampire boy. Sander gives gives Cal a lift. (Upheaval)
8:00 pm β Brent likes them Mad Flaps. Ernie broke a vending machine. Grant continues fusing with his mattress. Gregory doesnβt break a window.
9:00 pm β Urgh, blood everywhere. So messy. Kusariβs still cranky. Sander blurbles. Christmas freaks out (again). Cal gets a neato scar. (Undercurrent)
9:20 pm β Sander and Christmas move out. Cal wants to fight again. Fredβs just here for a good time, man. (Hope)
9:50 pm β This isnβt what it looks like, man. Noβnah bro, I swear. Itβs just cold and body heat is reallyβITβS NOT FUCKING GAY, ALRIGHT?? (Heal)
11:30 pm β Marcus gets no answers. Cal blames the dog. (Callan World)
10:00 am β Kusari and Cal talk. No spine juice this time. How boring. (Feelings and Overshooting)
10:30 am β Can Ernie not be a shit for two seconds? (Spoilers: No.) Brent is the ultimate wingman. Angel gets her shoes back. βMontrealβ is a no-no. (Tuesday β Chapter IV)
11:00 am β Awkward morning-afters with Sander and Christmas. Kusari is cranky. Still not gay. (Safeguard)
4:00 pm β Marcus and Emma have a date. No thrown drinks. How boring. (9/8)
4:00 pm β Everyone remembers the pants. Cal tries to forget. Angel buys some swag. (Tuesday β Chapter VI)
4:30 pm β Calβs parents are kinda assholes. Also Cal is SHIT at naming things. (Callan in the Dark)
5:30 pm β Lawrence calms Cal down. No βget a hold of yourself!β bitch slaps. How boring. (Close and Bad Calls)
6:30 pm β Zoe talks with Allison. No finger-banging or face-melting involved. How boring.
6:30 pm β Itβs time to d-d-duel. Cal lets Misery play with the nice vampire boy. Sander gives gives Cal a lift. (Upheaval)
8:00 pm β Brent likes them Mad Flaps. Ernie broke a vending machine. Grant continues fusing with his mattress. Gregory doesnβt break a window.
9:00 pm β Urgh, blood everywhere. So messy. Kusariβs still cranky. Sander blurbles. Christmas freaks out (again). Cal gets a neato scar. (Undercurrent)
9:20 pm β Sander and Christmas move out. Cal wants to fight again. Fredβs just here for a good time, man. (Hope)
9:50 pm β This isnβt what it looks like, man. Noβnah bro, I swear. Itβs just cold and body heat is reallyβITβS NOT FUCKING GAY, ALRIGHT?? (Heal)
11:30 pm β Marcus gets no answers. Cal blames the dog. (Callan World)
9:00 am β Emma plays Charades with Miranda. They both suck at this game. (9/9)
12:00 pm β Cal gets some free healthcare. Christmas has weenie handwriting.
12:10 pm β Sander and Christmas get takeout. Itβs not gay at all. (Haven)
12:30 pm β Zoe and Angel play with some Ground Zero peeps. Messy stuff. (Wednesday β Chapter VIII)
12:48 pm β Turns out Ernie did kinda sorta accidentally kill someone. Awkward stuff. Fred reveals the incredible truth about Rainβs pee-pee bits. Denial gets harder to do. (Harmless)
9:10 pm β Sander drinks toilet cleaner. Ernieβs bad with emos. (Hazy)
10:40 pm β Okay, this oneβs kinda gay, right? No? Urgh, whatever. Sander would be a really shit drunk-texter. Christmas just wants to read his book. (Heart)
12:00 pm β Cal gets some free healthcare. Christmas has weenie handwriting.
12:10 pm β Sander and Christmas get takeout. Itβs not gay at all. (Haven)
12:30 pm β Zoe and Angel play with some Ground Zero peeps. Messy stuff. (Wednesday β Chapter VIII)
12:48 pm β Turns out Ernie did kinda sorta accidentally kill someone. Awkward stuff. Fred reveals the incredible truth about Rainβs pee-pee bits. Denial gets harder to do. (Harmless)
9:10 pm β Sander drinks toilet cleaner. Ernieβs bad with emos. (Hazy)
10:40 pm β Okay, this oneβs kinda gay, right? No? Urgh, whatever. Sander would be a really shit drunk-texter. Christmas just wants to read his book. (Heart)
Sometime β Zoe and Lawrence yell in a library. Verbal bitch slaps are thrown. Not boring.
5:00 am β Ernie gets a beach episode. Tries out some Spiderman shit. (Brittle)
9:30 am β Brentβs kind of a masochist. Angel channels her inner Rocky. (Thursday β Chapter IX)
1:00 pm β Despite her name, Angel sucks at flying. Siena is a fucking weeb. Brent traumatises Angel. Chris gives everyone a piggy-back ride. (Thursday β Chapter X)
3:00 pm β Christmas strips in an alleyway. Ernie admires his handiwork. Oh myyyyy. (Bruise)
10:00 pm β Come on, Sander and Christmas literally shower together in this one, how is that notβUrgh, still? (Balance)
5:00 am β Ernie gets a beach episode. Tries out some Spiderman shit. (Brittle)
9:30 am β Brentβs kind of a masochist. Angel channels her inner Rocky. (Thursday β Chapter IX)
1:00 pm β Despite her name, Angel sucks at flying. Siena is a fucking weeb. Brent traumatises Angel. Chris gives everyone a piggy-back ride. (Thursday β Chapter X)
3:00 pm β Christmas strips in an alleyway. Ernie admires his handiwork. Oh myyyyy. (Bruise)
10:00 pm β Come on, Sander and Christmas literally shower together in this one, how is that notβUrgh, still? (Balance)
5:30 pm β Angel gets a canary. Has no appreciation for opera LIKE THE FUCKING UNCULTURED BITCH SHE IS. (Friday β Chapter XI)
6:03 pm β Sander and Christmas skip leg day. They both kinda suck at laundry. (Remission)
6:40 pm β The Laundry God enters his domain. Ernie gives a psychology lesson. Christmas needs more towels. Sander gets top quality ironed jeans. (Relapse)
8:00 pm β Sander gets fabulous with a new phone. Cal is a filthy litterer. (Rehabilitation)
8:20 pm β Ernie loses an iron. ChristmaβOh come on, this has got to be gay. (Recondition)
6:03 pm β Sander and Christmas skip leg day. They both kinda suck at laundry. (Remission)
6:40 pm β The Laundry God enters his domain. Ernie gives a psychology lesson. Christmas needs more towels. Sander gets top quality ironed jeans. (Relapse)
8:00 pm β Sander gets fabulous with a new phone. Cal is a filthy litterer. (Rehabilitation)
8:20 pm β Ernie loses an iron. ChristmaβOh come on, this has got to be gay. (Recondition)
10:30 am β Ernie Mars: Hall Cop. Allison doesnβt become a vacuum killer. How boring.
1:00 pm β Who let the dogs out? Certainly not Marcus, look at that boy run! Lizzy asserts her dominance. Sander plots a murder. Christmas is a filthy snitch. Ernie is a whiny bitch. (Demand)
4:00 pm β Chrisβ Pretty Terrifying Stressful Date. Siena flaunts some moola.
11:00 pm β Ernie tells a lie. Christmas is just there. Sander doesnβt splatter Ernie all over the wall. How boring. (Define)
11:00 pm β Look. Iβve been working on this stupid Interaction Week timeline for about two hours now. Itβs gay, alright? ITβS GAY. (Disconnect)
1:00 pm β Who let the dogs out? Certainly not Marcus, look at that boy run! Lizzy asserts her dominance. Sander plots a murder. Christmas is a filthy snitch. Ernie is a whiny bitch. (Demand)
4:00 pm β Chrisβ Pretty Terrifying Stressful Date. Siena flaunts some moola.
11:00 pm β Ernie tells a lie. Christmas is just there. Sander doesnβt splatter Ernie all over the wall. How boring. (Define)
11:00 pm β Look. Iβve been working on this stupid Interaction Week timeline for about two hours now. Itβs gay, alright? ITβS GAY. (Disconnect)
10:30 am β Sander and Cal swap some juicy goss. Cal sucks at Google. (Distill)
10:30 am β Thereβs a βChris Lilleyβ joke in there somewhere. But even if I did find it, none of you filthy Americans would get it, would you? Lily forgets her holidays. Christmas just wants to read. (Distance)
6:00 pm β Zoe is Back in Black. Yes, I know it was a solo post but I just wanted to end the timeline with an AC/DC reference. Leave me alone. (Reflection)
10:30 am β Thereβs a βChris Lilleyβ joke in there somewhere. But even if I did find it, none of you filthy Americans would get it, would you? Lily forgets her holidays. Christmas just wants to read. (Distance)
6:00 pm β Zoe is Back in Black. Yes, I know it was a solo post but I just wanted to end the timeline with an AC/DC reference. Leave me alone. (Reflection)
7:00pm β Welcome to La Plata.
After Arrival β Allison needs a shower. Kusari is a playa. (Part 1)
7:10pm β Ernie takes a bath and disapproves of Calβs renovation methods.
8:00pm β Kusari likes Calβs pants. Cal Weeb makes anime noises.
8:00pm β Emma is bummed out. Marcus is a menace. Timothy deserves more than minimum wage.
8:30pm β Gearhead debuts. Marcus is a filthy capitalist. Martha is cranky. Ernie is crankier.
8:40pm β Zoe doesnβt like fairytales. Cal is bad at sassing. Marcus makes a good save (for once, amirite).
9:00pm β Marcus makes a good point. Cal is still a sad sack.
9:00pm β Brent tells another girl to kill herself. (Sheesh, dude.) Angel wants to get punched in the goddamn face. (Chapter II: To Become Stronger)
9:00pm β Brent offers something thicc. Siena swallows. Chris hears. Marcus is just here for a good time, mang.
9:00pm β [CARELESS WHISPER SAXOPHONE LOOP 10 HOUR] (Part 2)
9:00pm β Kusari doesnβt get mad lit off the goon. (I know my lingo, yo.) Emma asks a bunch of questions. (Emma and Kusari: Seeking a Much Needed Drink)
9:45pm β Angel is bad at jokes. Siena is bad at jokes. Marcus needs to shut his goshdarn mouth. (Chapter III: Soul Sisters)
10:00pm β Cal gets some new tools. Brent wants to play among the stars¬¬
10:15pm β Cal canβt sleep. Angel wants to shop. (Chapter IV: Wishes of Recovery)
10:30pm β Lily is super chill about head trauma. Angelique tries to extend the Soul Sister Harem. (Chapter V: Strangers in the Night)
10:45pm β Angel is dumb. Sander is even dumber. (Chapter VI: Factory of Questions)
11:00pm β I legit got emotional when I read the grandma parts. :QQ:
11:40pm β Sander does a hand smooch. Christmas fondles some hair. (Routine)
After Arrival β Allison needs a shower. Kusari is a playa. (Part 1)
7:10pm β Ernie takes a bath and disapproves of Calβs renovation methods.
8:00pm β Kusari likes Calβs pants. Cal Weeb makes anime noises.
8:00pm β Emma is bummed out. Marcus is a menace. Timothy deserves more than minimum wage.
8:30pm β Gearhead debuts. Marcus is a filthy capitalist. Martha is cranky. Ernie is crankier.
8:40pm β Zoe doesnβt like fairytales. Cal is bad at sassing. Marcus makes a good save (for once, amirite).
9:00pm β Marcus makes a good point. Cal is still a sad sack.
9:00pm β Brent tells another girl to kill herself. (Sheesh, dude.) Angel wants to get punched in the goddamn face. (Chapter II: To Become Stronger)
9:00pm β Brent offers something thicc. Siena swallows. Chris hears. Marcus is just here for a good time, mang.
9:00pm β [CARELESS WHISPER SAXOPHONE LOOP 10 HOUR] (Part 2)
9:00pm β Kusari doesnβt get mad lit off the goon. (I know my lingo, yo.) Emma asks a bunch of questions. (Emma and Kusari: Seeking a Much Needed Drink)
9:45pm β Angel is bad at jokes. Siena is bad at jokes. Marcus needs to shut his goshdarn mouth. (Chapter III: Soul Sisters)
10:00pm β Cal gets some new tools. Brent wants to play among the stars¬¬
10:15pm β Cal canβt sleep. Angel wants to shop. (Chapter IV: Wishes of Recovery)
10:30pm β Lily is super chill about head trauma. Angelique tries to extend the Soul Sister Harem. (Chapter V: Strangers in the Night)
10:45pm β Angel is dumb. Sander is even dumber. (Chapter VI: Factory of Questions)
11:00pm β I legit got emotional when I read the grandma parts. :QQ:
11:40pm β Sander does a hand smooch. Christmas fondles some hair. (Routine)
8:00am β Ernie unveils his makeover. Angel talks visions. Look at dat lore. (Chapter VII: Power and Confidence)
9:20am β Christmas is bad at talking. Sander is a metrosexual. Iβm gay for Marianne. (Recognition)
10:00am β Emma sets her sights on dat ass. Cal makes a friendo. (Emma and Callan: Love and Zombies)
11:00am β Emma makes a big, fat confession. Ernie is bad at crying girls. (Emma and Ernie: Misplaced Confession)
11:10am β Ernie is a subtle binch. Cal acquires a sugar daddy.
11:30am β Emma talks conspiracies. Siena lets that Sav sadness get bottled up and aged like a fine wine. (Emma and Siena: Visions, Superpowers, and the Secrets of the School)
12:00pm β Emma makes a friendo. Lily has the wrong phone. Who the dang heck is Hailey?! (Lily and Emma: A Visit and a Phone Call)
12:00pm β Sander helps the local fast food economy. Christmas takes a nap. (Relief)
12:30pm β Cal gets evicted. Allison experiences a close call.
1:00pm β Allison makes baby rhymes. Angel experiences the Gay.
3:00pm β Emma runs around. Hazel eats the plantlife. HAZEL IS GOAT SELF-INSERT CONFIRMED (Emma and Hazel: Red Tape)
10:00pm β Emma loses it again. Angel wastes coffee. (Emma and Angel: Words Better Left Unsaid)
10:00pm β Lily moves out. Sophia forgets the donuts. How dare. (Lily and Sophia: Trying to Sneak Out)
9:20am β Christmas is bad at talking. Sander is a metrosexual. Iβm gay for Marianne. (Recognition)
10:00am β Emma sets her sights on dat ass. Cal makes a friendo. (Emma and Callan: Love and Zombies)
11:00am β Emma makes a big, fat confession. Ernie is bad at crying girls. (Emma and Ernie: Misplaced Confession)
11:10am β Ernie is a subtle binch. Cal acquires a sugar daddy.
11:30am β Emma talks conspiracies. Siena lets that Sav sadness get bottled up and aged like a fine wine. (Emma and Siena: Visions, Superpowers, and the Secrets of the School)
12:00pm β Emma makes a friendo. Lily has the wrong phone. Who the dang heck is Hailey?! (Lily and Emma: A Visit and a Phone Call)
12:00pm β Sander helps the local fast food economy. Christmas takes a nap. (Relief)
12:30pm β Cal gets evicted. Allison experiences a close call.
1:00pm β Allison makes baby rhymes. Angel experiences the Gay.
3:00pm β Emma runs around. Hazel eats the plantlife. HAZEL IS GOAT SELF-INSERT CONFIRMED (Emma and Hazel: Red Tape)
10:00pm β Emma loses it again. Angel wastes coffee. (Emma and Angel: Words Better Left Unsaid)
10:00pm β Lily moves out. Sophia forgets the donuts. How dare. (Lily and Sophia: Trying to Sneak Out)
2:00am β Marcus is a sad boyo.
7:00am β Brent uncovers a conspiracy. Angel reveals her harem plot. (Chapter X: Conspiracy Theory)
7:30am β Chris sheds a manly (pfft, nah) tear. Angel has no time for this shit. (Chapter XI: Taming the Dragon (Part 2))
8:30am β Marc makes his TV debut. Iβm still gay for Marianne.
9:00am β Marcus gets dat Social Link. Siena reveals some backstory. (FINALLY. GAWWD) (Masking Smiles)
3:00pm β Siena calls her pyjamas βjammiesβ. Allison doesnβt laugh, somehow. Jean Jimmons is shit. Jerry is still best NPC. (Shopping News)
10:30pm β Zoe gets handsy.
10:30pm β Zoe gets some guests. Angelique is pissy. Emma is dumb. Brent doesnβt care. Lily does a whoopsie. Kusari is cool with it. Ernie unveils his janitorial power level.
7:00am β Brent uncovers a conspiracy. Angel reveals her harem plot. (Chapter X: Conspiracy Theory)
7:30am β Chris sheds a manly (pfft, nah) tear. Angel has no time for this shit. (Chapter XI: Taming the Dragon (Part 2))
8:30am β Marc makes his TV debut. Iβm still gay for Marianne.
9:00am β Marcus gets dat Social Link. Siena reveals some backstory. (FINALLY. GAWWD) (Masking Smiles)
3:00pm β Siena calls her pyjamas βjammiesβ. Allison doesnβt laugh, somehow. Jean Jimmons is shit. Jerry is still best NPC. (Shopping News)
10:30pm β Zoe gets handsy.
10:30pm β Zoe gets some guests. Angelique is pissy. Emma is dumb. Brent doesnβt care. Lily does a whoopsie. Kusari is cool with it. Ernie unveils his janitorial power level.
9:00am β Welcome to D.C.
9:00am β Emma laughs at Zip Zip Boi. Marcus gets no action. (Emma and Marcus Part 1: Arrival/Pillow Talk)
9:00am β Sophia gets a roommate. Lily gets a couch. (Arrival at Hyatt Regency (Sophia and Lily))
9:00am β Hazel is a menace (ft. Steinway abuse).
11:00am β Jam Session. Pianos and harps and violins and vocals and all dat.
11:00am β Sander accessorises. Christmas knows materials. What the shit is a grosgrain? (Scent: Nostalgia)
12:00pm β Get in loser, weβre going shopping. Brent becomes a pack mule. Allison goes Americana. Siena gets a Fatality. Marcus is the Fatality. Angel goes to Nordstrom. What the shit is a Nordstrom? (Thursday | September 17 | 12PM)
2:00pm β Ernie is an idiot. Brent is an enabler. Marcus makes sure no one gets killed. (Ernie, Brent, and Marcus: Splattered! Across the Penthouse)
7:00pm β Ernie starts bulking. Brent forcefeeds another person his meat. (Ernie and Brent: Get Fit or Die Trying)
7:00pm β Callan is a filthy vandal. Emma is a filthy thief. RIP Rileyβs cat. (Emma and Callan: Teenaged Delinquents)
8:00pm β Marcus is a filthy liar. Brent is a filthy coward. (Denial)
11:00pm β Angel trains the menace. Hazel is a piano prodigy. (Chapter III: Late Night Lessons)
9:00am β Emma laughs at Zip Zip Boi. Marcus gets no action. (Emma and Marcus Part 1: Arrival/Pillow Talk)
9:00am β Sophia gets a roommate. Lily gets a couch. (Arrival at Hyatt Regency (Sophia and Lily))
9:00am β Hazel is a menace (ft. Steinway abuse).
11:00am β Jam Session. Pianos and harps and violins and vocals and all dat.
11:00am β Sander accessorises. Christmas knows materials. What the shit is a grosgrain? (Scent: Nostalgia)
12:00pm β Get in loser, weβre going shopping. Brent becomes a pack mule. Allison goes Americana. Siena gets a Fatality. Marcus is the Fatality. Angel goes to Nordstrom. What the shit is a Nordstrom? (Thursday | September 17 | 12PM)
2:00pm β Ernie is an idiot. Brent is an enabler. Marcus makes sure no one gets killed. (Ernie, Brent, and Marcus: Splattered! Across the Penthouse)
7:00pm β Ernie starts bulking. Brent forcefeeds another person his meat. (Ernie and Brent: Get Fit or Die Trying)
7:00pm β Callan is a filthy vandal. Emma is a filthy thief. RIP Rileyβs cat. (Emma and Callan: Teenaged Delinquents)
8:00pm β Marcus is a filthy liar. Brent is a filthy coward. (Denial)
11:00pm β Angel trains the menace. Hazel is a piano prodigy. (Chapter III: Late Night Lessons)
8:00am β Chris is a bitch. Brent donβt play with bitches. (Friday | September 18 | 8AM)
8:00am β Ernie tries to be responsible (haha rip). Lily makes a friend, kind of?? (Ernie and Lily: Breakfast for Two)
9:00am β Angel trains the menace. Zoe fights a pillow. (Chapter IV: Blowing Off Steam)
11:00am β Ernie tries to be responsible again (oh dear). Kusari doesnβt like Guy Fieri. Truly a monster. (Ernie and Kusari: Feud Network)
12:00pm β Ernieβs a filthy racist. Angel likes Sesame Street puppets more than her friends. (Ernie and Angelique: No Strings Attached)
12:00pm β Wanna know how I got these tats? Siena is a sassy gril. Marcus is a dirty boi. (Relaxation Station)
1:00pm β Sophia walks into a wall. Brent learns the truth. (Friday | September 18 | 1PM)
4:00pm β Ernie sucks at French. Siena doesnβt kill him for his buffoonery for whatever reason. (Ernie and Siena: The Piano Guys)
5:00pm β Angel laughs at Zip Zip Boi. Marcus makes his debut on the Hug Counter. (Chapter VI: Popularity Talk)
8:00pm β Determination makes its TV debut. Darren is a good boyo. Terry is a good boyo too. Oh yeah, Emmaβs there too, I guessβ¦ (Emma and Darren: The Interview)
9:00pm β Emma deals with Regular shit. Marcus is purtyful. Mysterious Rich Boyo keeps showing up places. (Emma and Marcus Part 2: Night on the Town)
9:00pm β Hazel is a menace, pt. 2 (ft. Ernieβs pain).
9:00pm β Sander is a video game nerd. Christmas is a drunk shit. Rich Boyo makes his first appearance. (Scent: Liquor)
10:00pm β Zoe doesnβt toss meat. How boring. Brent confesses his case of the crazies. (Madness, Mistakes, and Meatballs β Zoe & Brent)
11:40pm β Smooches, ye boi. Itβs super gay. (Scent: Skin)
8:00am β Ernie tries to be responsible (haha rip). Lily makes a friend, kind of?? (Ernie and Lily: Breakfast for Two)
9:00am β Angel trains the menace. Zoe fights a pillow. (Chapter IV: Blowing Off Steam)
11:00am β Ernie tries to be responsible again (oh dear). Kusari doesnβt like Guy Fieri. Truly a monster. (Ernie and Kusari: Feud Network)
12:00pm β Ernieβs a filthy racist. Angel likes Sesame Street puppets more than her friends. (Ernie and Angelique: No Strings Attached)
12:00pm β Wanna know how I got these tats? Siena is a sassy gril. Marcus is a dirty boi. (Relaxation Station)
1:00pm β Sophia walks into a wall. Brent learns the truth. (Friday | September 18 | 1PM)
4:00pm β Ernie sucks at French. Siena doesnβt kill him for his buffoonery for whatever reason. (Ernie and Siena: The Piano Guys)
5:00pm β Angel laughs at Zip Zip Boi. Marcus makes his debut on the Hug Counter. (Chapter VI: Popularity Talk)
8:00pm β Determination makes its TV debut. Darren is a good boyo. Terry is a good boyo too. Oh yeah, Emmaβs there too, I guessβ¦ (Emma and Darren: The Interview)
9:00pm β Emma deals with Regular shit. Marcus is purtyful. Mysterious Rich Boyo keeps showing up places. (Emma and Marcus Part 2: Night on the Town)
9:00pm β Hazel is a menace, pt. 2 (ft. Ernieβs pain).
9:00pm β Sander is a video game nerd. Christmas is a drunk shit. Rich Boyo makes his first appearance. (Scent: Liquor)
10:00pm β Zoe doesnβt toss meat. How boring. Brent confesses his case of the crazies. (Madness, Mistakes, and Meatballs β Zoe & Brent)
11:40pm β Smooches, ye boi. Itβs super gay. (Scent: Skin)
8:00am β Zoe bankrupts a coffee shop. Siena is honest?!? (Straightforward Surprises β Zoe & Siena)
9:00am β Ernie is probably a druggo. Emma doesnβt kill him for whatever reason. Hazel is password protected. Better security than Calβs phone. (Ernie, Emma, and Hazel: A Friendly Brunch)
10:00am β Cal is bad at dealing with phone cameras. Sander is bad at backstory.
11:00am β Sander is a smoochy boi. Christmas is bad at sandwiches.
12:00pm β Ernie shares shower stories. Allison finally has some backstory. Also she probs fucked a dude with red eyes. (Ernie and Allison: Red Eyes, White Lies)
1:00pm β Zoe is an arcade lord. Marcus is bad at everything. No one forgets Zip Zip Boi. (Pinball Wizard β Zoe & Marcus)
3:00pm β Emma deals with gay shit. Allison is too gay to function. (Emma and Allison: Iβm Trying Not To Be Awkward, But Youβve Got A Nice Ass)
5:30pm β Zoe is Zoe. Barbra makes things worse. (Bad Publicity)
6:30pm β Zoe reflects on her horde of child criminals. Lily begins her Soccer Arc. (Thanks for Lending a Hand β Zoe & Lily)
9:00pm β Five boys make absolutely damn sure that Zhang never lets any subnatural in her domain stay outside of a USARILN facility for the rest of time. Kadabra supports gay pride. (Saturday | September 19 | 9PM)
9:00pm β Ten girls make absolutely damn sure that Zhang never lets any subnatural in her domain go anywhere near a bottle of liquor for the rest of time.
10:00pm β Wet, naked, gay girls. That is all. (Chapter VIII: Confession Of Two Girls Over A Wet Mattress)
11:40pm β Look at the smoochy boi go! Christmas is bad at kneeling hugs.
9:00am β Ernie is probably a druggo. Emma doesnβt kill him for whatever reason. Hazel is password protected. Better security than Calβs phone. (Ernie, Emma, and Hazel: A Friendly Brunch)
10:00am β Cal is bad at dealing with phone cameras. Sander is bad at backstory.
11:00am β Sander is a smoochy boi. Christmas is bad at sandwiches.
12:00pm β Ernie shares shower stories. Allison finally has some backstory. Also she probs fucked a dude with red eyes. (Ernie and Allison: Red Eyes, White Lies)
1:00pm β Zoe is an arcade lord. Marcus is bad at everything. No one forgets Zip Zip Boi. (Pinball Wizard β Zoe & Marcus)
3:00pm β Emma deals with gay shit. Allison is too gay to function. (Emma and Allison: Iβm Trying Not To Be Awkward, But Youβve Got A Nice Ass)
5:30pm β Zoe is Zoe. Barbra makes things worse. (Bad Publicity)
6:30pm β Zoe reflects on her horde of child criminals. Lily begins her Soccer Arc. (Thanks for Lending a Hand β Zoe & Lily)
9:00pm β Five boys make absolutely damn sure that Zhang never lets any subnatural in her domain stay outside of a USARILN facility for the rest of time. Kadabra supports gay pride. (Saturday | September 19 | 9PM)
9:00pm β Ten girls make absolutely damn sure that Zhang never lets any subnatural in her domain go anywhere near a bottle of liquor for the rest of time.
10:00pm β Wet, naked, gay girls. That is all. (Chapter VIII: Confession Of Two Girls Over A Wet Mattress)
11:40pm β Look at the smoochy boi go! Christmas is bad at kneeling hugs.
8:00am β Brent gets a healthy dose of Jesus. Siena makes the ship tease of the century. (Brent x Siena gitfucktscaly)
10:00am β Angel is bored. Lily remembers. (Chapter IX: Healing Through Music)
11:00am β The catfight of the century. Emma deals with Stigma shit. Angel deals with it too. (Emma and Angel: Mutual Understanding)
10:00am β Angel is bored. Lily remembers. (Chapter IX: Healing Through Music)
11:00am β The catfight of the century. Emma deals with Stigma shit. Angel deals with it too. (Emma and Angel: Mutual Understanding)
8:40pm - Welcome to Zhang's Estate.
After Arrival β Hazel cosplays. Olivia despairs.
After Arrival β BEST BOIIIIIII
After Arrival β Lawrence gets a scolding. Rosa gets left on read. Lizzyβs just there for a good time.
After Arrival β Hazel cosplays. Olivia despairs.
After Arrival β BEST BOIIIIIII
After Arrival β Lawrence gets a scolding. Rosa gets left on read. Lizzyβs just there for a good time.
5:00am β Ernie is a double texter. Angel runs away. Brent does nothing. (Chapter I Accusations)
12:00pm β Lily admits. Sophia forgives. (September 21st: Lunch with Sophia)
2:00pm β Brent and Siena lovingly beat the shit out of each other. Best Friends Forever!! (Honesty)
3:00pm β Ernie annoys the maidstaff. (Ernie and Elvia: Laundry Lessons)
7:00pm β Emma lets loose. Marcus holds on. Determination joins the fray.
10:00pm β Zoe gets handsy. Kusari knows crotches.
11:00pm β Ernie returns to alcoholism. Sander does the same. (Ernie and Sander: Bar Buddies)
11:40pm β Sander plays rough.
12:00pm β Lily admits. Sophia forgives. (September 21st: Lunch with Sophia)
2:00pm β Brent and Siena lovingly beat the shit out of each other. Best Friends Forever!! (Honesty)
3:00pm β Ernie annoys the maidstaff. (Ernie and Elvia: Laundry Lessons)
7:00pm β Emma lets loose. Marcus holds on. Determination joins the fray.
10:00pm β Zoe gets handsy. Kusari knows crotches.
11:00pm β Ernie returns to alcoholism. Sander does the same. (Ernie and Sander: Bar Buddies)
11:40pm β Sander plays rough.
12:00am β Gay grills (Chapter II: Hollow Love)
1:00pm β Ernie is a KKK. Brent is not okay. Lisa is best waifu. (Ernie and Brent: Donut Frying and White Lying)
9:00pm β Siena has daddy issues. Marcus is bad at doors. (Sacrifice)
10:00pm β Four teens make absolutely damn sure that Zhang locks the liquor cabinet in her estate for the rest of time.
1:00pm β Ernie is a KKK. Brent is not okay. Lisa is best waifu. (Ernie and Brent: Donut Frying and White Lying)
9:00pm β Siena has daddy issues. Marcus is bad at doors. (Sacrifice)
10:00pm β Four teens make absolutely damn sure that Zhang locks the liquor cabinet in her estate for the rest of time.
9:00am β Wabbit Season. Ernie steps in crap. Marcus gets an arrow to the knee. Brent almost Fruit Ninjaβs a fuzzy pal. (Ernie, Marcus, and Brent: Weβre Going on a Bear Hunt)
10:00am β Siena pumps the brakes on friendship. Angel is still fucking blind as shit. (Learning to Drive)
11:00am β Ernie is bad at crossbows. Marcus is bad at guns. Emma gets shit on. (Ernie and Marcus: Debate, Discussion, Declaration)
2:00pm β Chris gets rejected so hard that the Chinese Dragons felt it. Siena plays the βwe can still be friendsβ card. (Worthwhile)
8:00pm β Hazel goes for a dip. Marcus sees the moon.
10:00pm β Sander goes for a walk. Hazel does a pimp slap.
11:00pm β Ernie is everyoneβs favourite drunkard. Siena gets a Need for Speed. (Ernie and Siena: Designated Driving)
10:00am β Siena pumps the brakes on friendship. Angel is still fucking blind as shit. (Learning to Drive)
11:00am β Ernie is bad at crossbows. Marcus is bad at guns. Emma gets shit on. (Ernie and Marcus: Debate, Discussion, Declaration)
2:00pm β Chris gets rejected so hard that the Chinese Dragons felt it. Siena plays the βwe can still be friendsβ card. (Worthwhile)
8:00pm β Hazel goes for a dip. Marcus sees the moon.
10:00pm β Sander goes for a walk. Hazel does a pimp slap.
11:00pm β Ernie is everyoneβs favourite drunkard. Siena gets a Need for Speed. (Ernie and Siena: Designated Driving)
10:00am β Angel sings a baby to sleep. Zoe is a sleppy babby. (Chapter III: Happy Birthday)
10:00am β You know that thing where people in movies run across the beach into each othersβ arms? That, but gay. (Reunion)
12:00pm β Brent is bad at ice cream. Chris is bad at arguing. (Empty Words)
2:00pm β Sander is good at Google. Christmas cries again. No surprises there. (Relate)
5:00pm β Angel is a filthy donut thief. Lily learns who to trust. (September 24: Two Xβs and An Apology)
10:00am β You know that thing where people in movies run across the beach into each othersβ arms? That, but gay. (Reunion)
12:00pm β Brent is bad at ice cream. Chris is bad at arguing. (Empty Words)
2:00pm β Sander is good at Google. Christmas cries again. No surprises there. (Relate)
5:00pm β Angel is a filthy donut thief. Lily learns who to trust. (September 24: Two Xβs and An Apology)
3:00pm β Raptor Girl is no more. Sander snarls. Christmas tries out camouflage.
3:40pm β Sander approves of cross-dressing. Christmas is a hecking homo. No surprises there. (Recalibrate)
5:40pm β Itβs gay. No surprises there. Also the maidstaff are very prepared for homo sex. (Reprise)
7:00pm β Angel kisses and tells. Brent breaks a uterus. (Chapter IV: Choices)
3:40pm β Sander approves of cross-dressing. Christmas is a hecking homo. No surprises there. (Recalibrate)
5:40pm β Itβs gay. No surprises there. Also the maidstaff are very prepared for homo sex. (Reprise)
7:00pm β Angel kisses and tells. Brent breaks a uterus. (Chapter IV: Choices)
9:00am β Christmasβ bitch level improves. Itβs gay. No surprises there. (Resolve)
8:00pm β Angel reaches out. Sophia falls silent. (Chapter V: Understanding)
10:00pm β Ernie learns that thereβs really no difference between roofies and high-alcohol drinks. Allison continues fucking a murderer. (Ernie and Allison: Keeping Tabs)
8:00pm β Angel reaches out. Sophia falls silent. (Chapter V: Understanding)
10:00pm β Ernie learns that thereβs really no difference between roofies and high-alcohol drinks. Allison continues fucking a murderer. (Ernie and Allison: Keeping Tabs)
11:00am β Sophia plays piano. Chris shittalks a 14-year-old. Nice one, asshole.
11:00am β Zoe has good taste in underwear. Siena ainβt afraid of no Xβs. Tater Tot gets a snack. (The Bitch and the Bookworm)
2:00pm β Ernie forgets how to use a dishwasher. Lily reveals the truth, sort of. (September 28: Dishes and a Fight)
5:00pm β Zoe doesnβt read. Lawrence wants to sew.
8:00pm β Angel doesnβt beat children. Hazel strips someone else for once. (Chapter VII: Shackles)
11:00am β Zoe has good taste in underwear. Siena ainβt afraid of no Xβs. Tater Tot gets a snack. (The Bitch and the Bookworm)
2:00pm β Ernie forgets how to use a dishwasher. Lily reveals the truth, sort of. (September 28: Dishes and a Fight)
5:00pm β Zoe doesnβt read. Lawrence wants to sew.
8:00pm β Angel doesnβt beat children. Hazel strips someone else for once. (Chapter VII: Shackles)
Some Ungodly Hour β Siena needs a hand. Linda needs a raise. (Of Arms and Monsters)
10:00am β Yβknow, with a title like βFire in the Holeβ, I was rather disappointed at the lack of butt fireworks in this collab. Four teens undergo a gun safety seminar.
12:00pm β Lily and Angel donβt team up and beat up Ernie with their instruments. How boring. (September 29: Troubles and Music)
1:00pm β Chris is a weenie. Marcus dropkicks a fool.
10:00am β Yβknow, with a title like βFire in the Holeβ, I was rather disappointed at the lack of butt fireworks in this collab. Four teens undergo a gun safety seminar.
12:00pm β Lily and Angel donβt team up and beat up Ernie with their instruments. How boring. (September 29: Troubles and Music)
1:00pm β Chris is a weenie. Marcus dropkicks a fool.
Sometime β Things are heating up between Brent and Siena. (Burn Marks)
Sometime β Hazel is a comedian on the rise. Emma is a Boss D.J. (10/1 β Emma and Hazel: All I Need)
9:00am β Christmas is bad at knives and also really chill with murder. Sander is gay. No surprises there. (Raw)
8:00pm β βBut Iβm nothing without this suit gun!β βIf youβre nothing without this suit gun then you shouldnβt have it.β
Sometime β Hazel is a comedian on the rise. Emma is a Boss D.J. (10/1 β Emma and Hazel: All I Need)
9:00am β Christmas is bad at knives and also really chill with murder. Sander is gay. No surprises there. (Raw)
8:00pm β βBut Iβm nothing without this suit gun!β βIf youβre nothing without this suit gun then you shouldnβt have it.β
11:00am β βStop being an antisocial asshat.β βAight.β (Two Guys, No Fish)
5:00pm β Angel robs the maidstaff of their jobs. Marcus is an unfaithful ho. (Chapter IX: Loss of Control)
6:30am β Siena cracked her phone like some dumdum. Callan has problems controlling her dumdum face.
10:30am β Welcome (back) to USARILN East.
After Arrival β Emma is good at triangles. Best Girl enters the fray and fills the Unitβs Punk Girl quota. (alone in the dark)
4:00pm β Sander slobbers all over a poor defenseless Christmas. Christmas is a shy gay. (my fire, my faith)
5:00pm β Brent is bad at office administration. Rosa encourages children to play with sharp things. (Acquisition)
?????? β Angelique gets a check up.
10:30am β Welcome (back) to USARILN East.
After Arrival β Emma is good at triangles. Best Girl enters the fray and fills the Unitβs Punk Girl quota. (alone in the dark)
4:00pm β Sander slobbers all over a poor defenseless Christmas. Christmas is a shy gay. (my fire, my faith)
5:00pm β Brent is bad at office administration. Rosa encourages children to play with sharp things. (Acquisition)
?????? β Angelique gets a check up.
5:00am β Ernie bitches about people (no surprise there). Brent reveals his lapse of retardation. (Ernie and Brent: Working Things Out)
5:00am β Ernie is a South American crime lord. Zoe is a filthy pig. (Ernie and Zoe: Insinuations and Initiated Investigations)
11:00am β Callan continues her endless reign of destruction over Suite 430. Marcus gets sexy texts from his older sisterβs friend. Weird. (Pep Talks and Toast)
12:00pm β Callan continues her endless reign of destruction over the USARILN East campus. Rosa gets a boo-boo. (Permission Slip Up)
12:30pm β Callan continues her endless reign of second-hand embarrassment over Ernie. Ernie does a decent Matrix impression. (Barely Aware)
1:00pm β Hazel is good at names. Siena doesnβt ruin her clothes this time. The mime wins.
1:30pm β Zoe gets a boo-boo and also thereβs backstory stuff. (Solo Post: Built for This)
2:00pm β Marcus gets robbed. Emma was likely a low-key Satanist. Determination donβt play by no rules. (Emma and Marcus β Bubble and Trouble)
5:00pm β Callan judges a book by a cover Emma briefly described. What a butt. Brent is a weirdo stalker man. (Howβs Your Fine?)
6:00pm β Callan has shit taste in everything. Emma is a filthy hipster.
7:00pm β Siena is good at Google. Zoe is bad at school. (Zoe & Siena: Nobody Needs to Know)
9:30pm β Kusari hallucinates biblical figures. Callan hallucinates Angelic figures. (Knock On Wood)
5:00am β Ernie is a South American crime lord. Zoe is a filthy pig. (Ernie and Zoe: Insinuations and Initiated Investigations)
11:00am β Callan continues her endless reign of destruction over Suite 430. Marcus gets sexy texts from his older sisterβs friend. Weird. (Pep Talks and Toast)
12:00pm β Callan continues her endless reign of destruction over the USARILN East campus. Rosa gets a boo-boo. (Permission Slip Up)
12:30pm β Callan continues her endless reign of second-hand embarrassment over Ernie. Ernie does a decent Matrix impression. (Barely Aware)
1:00pm β Hazel is good at names. Siena doesnβt ruin her clothes this time. The mime wins.
1:30pm β Zoe gets a boo-boo and also thereβs backstory stuff. (Solo Post: Built for This)
2:00pm β Marcus gets robbed. Emma was likely a low-key Satanist. Determination donβt play by no rules. (Emma and Marcus β Bubble and Trouble)
5:00pm β Callan judges a book by a cover Emma briefly described. What a butt. Brent is a weirdo stalker man. (Howβs Your Fine?)
6:00pm β Callan has shit taste in everything. Emma is a filthy hipster.
7:00pm β Siena is good at Google. Zoe is bad at school. (Zoe & Siena: Nobody Needs to Know)
9:30pm β Kusari hallucinates biblical figures. Callan hallucinates Angelic figures. (Knock On Wood)
9:00am β Fantasy Costco, where all your dreams come true! GOT A DEAL FOR YOU! Ernie leaves a Shrek cosplay behind. Siena is a benevolent piano teacher. (Ernie and Siena: Shopping and Not-So-Much Truth Dropping)
3:00pm β Callan thinks Determination is cool, an opinion thatβll definitely last for the long-term. Emma is a coffee snob. Determination does sex jokes?? (Emma and Callan β DΓ©jΓ Vu)
9:00pm β Brent cops a feel. Siena suffers, as usual. (Brentβs Spaghetti)
3:00pm β Callan thinks Determination is cool, an opinion thatβll definitely last for the long-term. Emma is a coffee snob. Determination does sex jokes?? (Emma and Callan β DΓ©jΓ Vu)
9:00pm β Brent cops a feel. Siena suffers, as usual. (Brentβs Spaghetti)
9:00am β Zoe explains how Marcus is gonna win. Not fighting what he hates, saving what he loves. Also Marcus is bad at running.
9:00am β Ernie continues his endless reign of noise pollution over the Aberration Dorms. Allison ainβt afraid to cut a bitch. (Ernie and Allison: Hallway Hassling)
10:00am β Kusari finds her muse. Brent vogues. Siena suffers, as usual. (Like One of Your French Girls)
2:00pm β Ernie wants to trick-or-treat like some dumb little BABY. Emma is bad at arts and crafts. (Emma and Ernie β A Pleasant Chat)
7:00pm β Brent has the flyest ride in the hood. Siena is bad at chopsticks. (βEAT THIS!β βNEVER!β)
9:00am β Ernie continues his endless reign of noise pollution over the Aberration Dorms. Allison ainβt afraid to cut a bitch. (Ernie and Allison: Hallway Hassling)
10:00am β Kusari finds her muse. Brent vogues. Siena suffers, as usual. (Like One of Your French Girls)
2:00pm β Ernie wants to trick-or-treat like some dumb little BABY. Emma is bad at arts and crafts. (Emma and Ernie β A Pleasant Chat)
7:00pm β Brent has the flyest ride in the hood. Siena is bad at chopsticks. (βEAT THIS!β βNEVER!β)
2:00am β Marcus has a wet dream. Callan fakes a medical degree. Siena is clueless. Tater Tot lurks in the shadows.
10:00am β Emma gets no answers. Brent endorses the Church of Rosa Schur. (Catching the Dream)
6:00pm β Allison is a conspiracy nut. Zoe is a bad, bad friend. (Zoe & Allison: Giving Up the Ghost)
10:00am β Emma gets no answers. Brent endorses the Church of Rosa Schur. (Catching the Dream)
6:00pm β Allison is a conspiracy nut. Zoe is a bad, bad friend. (Zoe & Allison: Giving Up the Ghost)
10:00am β Ernie makes a girl cry again. Come on, dude. Callan falls asleep on someone elseβs bed like a fucking WEIRDO. (Ernie and Callan: Bad News)
11:00am β Marnie Domestic AU. Donβt like, donβt read. OR: That one time Marcus and Ernie did a shitty reinterpretation of that scene from that John Green book. (Ernie and Marcus: Clearing Things Up)
2:00pm β Sander corners Ernie in the bathroom and somehow it is not as gay as it sounds. Ernie gets his slamjam on. (Ernie and Sander: Toilet Troubles)
2:30pm - Christmas didn't stutter once in this one. Did y'all notice that? Sander is bad at Spot the Difference. (my hallowed hell, your hollow heart)
4:00pm - Sander recaps his garbage Spot the Difference skills. Christmas doesn't do much but he's definitely gay in this one. (my shooting star, gravity bound)
6:00pm β Chris reaches peak baby bitch. Brent prays to Bullet RNG-sus. (Saints and Dragons)
After β Brent shines bright like a diamond. Siena is bad at emojis. (Re:)
7:00pm β Sander bleh
7:00pm β Callan ensures heart problems via energy drink for the long term. Grant is an enabler and occasional shouty boi. (Wish Granted)
8:00pm β Chris is a whiny baby man. Zoe works at Hot Topic. (Zoe & Chris: Naked Anger)
8:30pm β Grant unveils his master technique. UNLIMITED PET WORKS. Callan raids the dog treats (probably not the first time, amirite). Siena gets a new roommate, whether she likes it or not. (Pure Therapy)
10:30pm β Callan becomes PETAβs nemesis. Zoe supports her illegal activity. (Empty Encouragement)
11:00am β Marnie Domestic AU. Donβt like, donβt read. OR: That one time Marcus and Ernie did a shitty reinterpretation of that scene from that John Green book. (Ernie and Marcus: Clearing Things Up)
2:00pm β Sander corners Ernie in the bathroom and somehow it is not as gay as it sounds. Ernie gets his slamjam on. (Ernie and Sander: Toilet Troubles)
2:30pm - Christmas didn't stutter once in this one. Did y'all notice that? Sander is bad at Spot the Difference. (my hallowed hell, your hollow heart)
4:00pm - Sander recaps his garbage Spot the Difference skills. Christmas doesn't do much but he's definitely gay in this one. (my shooting star, gravity bound)
6:00pm β Chris reaches peak baby bitch. Brent prays to Bullet RNG-sus. (Saints and Dragons)
After β Brent shines bright like a diamond. Siena is bad at emojis. (Re:)
7:00pm β Sander bleh
7:00pm β Callan ensures heart problems via energy drink for the long term. Grant is an enabler and occasional shouty boi. (Wish Granted)
8:00pm β Chris is a whiny baby man. Zoe works at Hot Topic. (Zoe & Chris: Naked Anger)
8:30pm β Grant unveils his master technique. UNLIMITED PET WORKS. Callan raids the dog treats (probably not the first time, amirite). Siena gets a new roommate, whether she likes it or not. (Pure Therapy)
10:30pm β Callan becomes PETAβs nemesis. Zoe supports her illegal activity. (Empty Encouragement)
2:00am - Christmas reenacts an R. Kelly classic. Sander is bad at everything. Alvin's Yeezys aren't mentioned ONCE JAN, WHAT THE HELL. (my bitter taste, my hours wasted)
9:00am β Ernie vents at something that isnβt a time-frozen mannequin. Weird. Zoe is still a filthy pig. (Ernie and Zoe: Baking and Blaming)
9:00am β Callan bribes for friendship points. Determination makes a verbal boo-boo. Ernie shoots his goo all over the place. Emma is a double texter, which definitely wonβt have its consequences in the long term. (Callan and Determination, Ernie and Callan, Callan and Emma: Callan Actually Cleans Something For Once)
1:00pm β THE SAV TALK AAAAAA. Ernie goes bungee jumping. Brent is a weeaboo. Siena gets βnam flashbacks. Marcus gets physically and emotionally beaten and itβs a thing.
6:30pm β Brent gets a roommate. Siena is bad at catching.
8:00pm β Callan almost sees the moon. Hazel grasps that shaft. (Will You Train With Me?)
12:00am β Sander can show you the world~~ Callan laments her single status. (Floating)
9:00am β Ernie vents at something that isnβt a time-frozen mannequin. Weird. Zoe is still a filthy pig. (Ernie and Zoe: Baking and Blaming)
9:00am β Callan bribes for friendship points. Determination makes a verbal boo-boo. Ernie shoots his goo all over the place. Emma is a double texter, which definitely wonβt have its consequences in the long term. (Callan and Determination, Ernie and Callan, Callan and Emma: Callan Actually Cleans Something For Once)
1:00pm β THE SAV TALK AAAAAA. Ernie goes bungee jumping. Brent is a weeaboo. Siena gets βnam flashbacks. Marcus gets physically and emotionally beaten and itβs a thing.
6:30pm β Brent gets a roommate. Siena is bad at catching.
8:00pm β Callan almost sees the moon. Hazel grasps that shaft. (Will You Train With Me?)
12:00am β Sander can show you the world~~ Callan laments her single status. (Floating)
1:00am β Zoe is a conspiracy nut. Margot endorses underage bar hopping. (Zoe & Margot: Answers)
8:00am β Callan is a fucking weenie IDIOT. Determination falls on the wrong side of the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal. (Secrets Out)
After β Determination is TOO GOOD, MAN.
9:00am - Sander is good at money. Christmas poses for an inevitable future Jan commission.
11:00am β Ernie doesnβt study for Sanderβs test. Sander is suspicious. Emma is fit for the interrogation room. (Ernie, Sander and Emma: Laundry and Leisurely Lying)
12:00pm β The title says it all. Ernie disrupts the Waffle House peace. Callan is a hecking weirdo but like more than usual.
3:00pm β Zoe continues to ruin the lives of Unit B. Zhangβs just here for a good time. (Zoe & Zhang: Making it Personal)
8:00am β Callan is a fucking weenie IDIOT. Determination falls on the wrong side of the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal. (Secrets Out)
After β Determination is TOO GOOD, MAN.
9:00am - Sander is good at money. Christmas poses for an inevitable future Jan commission.
11:00am β Ernie doesnβt study for Sanderβs test. Sander is suspicious. Emma is fit for the interrogation room. (Ernie, Sander and Emma: Laundry and Leisurely Lying)
12:00pm β The title says it all. Ernie disrupts the Waffle House peace. Callan is a hecking weirdo but like more than usual.
3:00pm β Zoe continues to ruin the lives of Unit B. Zhangβs just here for a good time. (Zoe & Zhang: Making it Personal)