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*presses a button casually and large windshield wipers turn on and hits you*

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*Latches onto it and bangs on the windshield with my brush*

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Hello. Good to see you too. How're the kids?

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*Tries to break the glass*

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My family is falling apart as well. Don't worry.
*a black shadowy figure forms behind you and hold you down unto the glass, restricting movement from your arms, legs, and neck*
We should have family counseling sessions to find the cause of all of our problems.

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*Glares at you*

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Don't glare at me. I am here to help...you die.
*white tendril like energy erupts from my hand and my hand becomes black and skeletal and I stab through the windshield without breaking it and grab your intestines and pulls on them*

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*Bites my tongue and licks the windshield*

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*grabs your face*
Nonono, not today.
*you go through the windshield as the figure still restricts you while you are on your back and I kick your head with extreme force*

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*Shakes my head and groans*

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I see. Thank you for this information.

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*kicks your head repeatedly*

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Sure. It's no big deal.

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*Bites your foot*

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*pushes down, breaking your jaw*

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*Moves my face along the floor in an uncomfortable way*

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*you are suspended above ground*

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*Spits in your direction*

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*chuckles*
You are so cute. Send her away, my job here is done.
*you move through the ship and are hung in chains that restrict most movement in a dark room*

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*Moves my mouth strangely*