So...where do I begin?

@Nightingale95,

Your application to the Roleplayer Guild for the member tier has been approved at the appropriate level. Your qualifying criteria was "I love cats.", to which you have met. Should you no longer meet this condition, a review of your account and actions taken within during your duration will need to be thoroughly conducted. Should you begin to doubt that you "love cats", or begin to feel any wavering fondness for them at any point, please do inform someone for the proper established procedures to be carried out. Failure to comply could result in a disciplinary response from the designated Corrective Action Teams and any unfavorable findings to be appropriately recorded and placed. In the event you do continue to "love cats" and believe you were incorrectly processed for urgent action leveled against you, you may file a petition within three (3) business days. All other circumstances will warrant your decertification and ejection.

We appreciate your interest and thank you for your time,
@The Harbinger of Ferocity