CHARGGEE
FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF MORDOR AND FOR THE MIGHT OF ROHAN,
WE WILL ENGAGE THE ORCS AND DESPOTS OF MORDOR

Bah. You'll never win...

mr trump is mr gollum



NOT SAURON

And that's when the Hunnic Nation attacked.

mr trump is mr gollum

NOT SAURON

I dunno, Sauron has more in common.

-Lives at the top of a tower
-Is orange
-An ancient evil left over from a prior eon, once a lieutenant of the prince of darkness himself
-Wants to make their followers (Orcs/White men) great again at the expense of the rest of the world
-Hell bent on destroying the ivory tower (Liberal intelligentsia/Minis Tirith, a literal Ivory Tower)
-Would be upset if you dropped his jewelry in a volcano

All Gollum got going with Trump is advanced age, a tendency to make silly faces, and a penchant for calling his enemies "Nasty".

Fun fact: I made an election thread in spam last month on the assumption he would lose and I would get to post this video. The absolute worst thing about him winning is he ruined my fucking joke.

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I dunno, Sauron has more in common.

-Lives at the top of a tower
-Is orange
-An ancient evil left over from a prior eon, once a lieutenant of the prince of darkness himself
-Wants to make their followers (Orcs/White men) great again at the expense of the rest of the world
-Hell bent on destroying the ivory tower (Liberal intelligentsia/Minis Tirith, a literal Ivory Tower)
-Would be upset if you dropped his jewelry in a volcano

All Gollum got going with Trump is advanced age, a tendency to make silly faces, and a penchant for calling his enemies "Nasty".

Fun fact: I made an election thread in spam last month on the assumption he would lose and I would get to post this video. The absolute worst thing about him winning is he ruined my fucking joke.

I guess we'll need to see if Trump fails to be re-elected.