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Gutshot Abdomen-Bursting

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I fight to destroy a robotic abdomen, and I do so with a...

Gut Shot
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Lucian Threadslayer

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I guess I'm fighting to end the gut-busting spree, and I'd probably do it by hitting him in his weird soft-spot on his head.
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Sputnik Lost in Space

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Because I'm an easily triggered green lady who has constant urges to lodge my heels on some dude's eyes casually hovering on my balcony.
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ArenaSnow Devourer of Souls

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Just answering a routine call and find there isn't much of a fight, because I stomped the entire place down by accident. Why do I have to have such big feet?
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Lucian Threadslayer

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Fighting for the liberation of the Marian Hegemony from the interests of (Insert house-name here) and I guess I'd use a few SRM's and a medium laser.
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Witch Cat C.A.T. Cat / Coolest of All Time

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I am fighting for supremacy in all fields of magic, I manage to blow him away by pulling a rabbit out of my hat.
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I'm fighting for human rights (Seriously, non-humans seem to be much more popular. I won't judge.), and I'm doing it with a hailstorm of giant d20s
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Big Dread Absurdist Hero

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I fight to end the tyranny of the DM constantly bringing out the damn Tarasque to wipe the party. I do so with power of THE LAW! FOR I AM. THE. LAW!
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Duthguy Someone who can't spell Dutchguy

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I'm a bomb disguised as a present and offered as a bribe, as soon as they open me.... boom!!
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I'm just trying to not get a gearbox for a late Christmas present for once. How do I fight? I open it...

Somehow...

Wait, dammit, I have the wrong chassis for opening stuff... shit... someone bring in a Commando or something? How big is this box anyways? I can barely see the thing!
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Z2010Deadmeat Time Lord and Leader of Team Gurren

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I hop into Metal Gear Rex and shoot you with the Rail Gun until you dieeee!!!!!!!!!

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Witch Cat C.A.T. Cat / Coolest of All Time

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I want revenge for Catwoman and so beat Batman to death with my Catarangs and Cat Mobile and etc. etc.
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Burning Kitty

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Discuss without Megaman memes.



Glowing green robot boobs obviously.

<_< >_>

What it wasn't obvious to you? They follow me no matter I am in the room.
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Witch Cat C.A.T. Cat / Coolest of All Time

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My epic quest is to save every kitty out there so I put out the flames that are burning Burning Kitty and save the day.
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wXw Always

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Fighting for better quality witch hats, I set the witch on fire after dipping the cat in gasoline.
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Eklispe SSP

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Fighting for no more ink, which is achieved by using all the ink in the world to write a sign in space that says 'no more ink'
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Spambot ✍⌨⌨⌨⌨⌨✎

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Battle for ultimate forum domination against spiky entities for the freedom of spambots everywhere.

Target is spammed into submission. It should not mind, as this bot has plenty of experience.
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easy modo knight decimal

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The Strife For The Saketh of Avenging Myself For Being Called "Crap" On The Line

Contraptionth Therefore Forced To Lose Monyes On Gambling With Me And A Few Other Koreans And Spendeth All Whatever He Hath Won On Discount UK Furniture
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Nanjue Dragonslayer Ornstein

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The heart of Ciaran, probably. Or being able to finally pet Artorias' dog.

Continually making fun of his skinny legs, sending him into a comatose, depressed state.
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wXw Always

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The origami lion, master of the folds, incinerated with a magnifying glass.
Now we can stop fighting for nothing.
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