The avatar above is the final boss of your epic quest. What are you fighting for, and how does the battle end?

[Todd Howard]

Discuss without Megaman memes.

[ArenaSnow]

I'm fighting for forum domination, obviously. I slam him to the ground with 15 long range missiles, blow him to pieces with an LBX 10, condense his matter into goo with an ERPPC, use my jumpjets to land on his goo, and casually walk my 70 ton ass away without a second glance.

[Duthguy]

I'm trying to stop skynet. I punch the mech as hard as I can but don't do any damage and break my hand before it crushes me

[Witch Cat]

I'm fighting to spread literacy in the world, @Duthguy is the only person on Earth who can't spell now. Using my awesome spells and spelling skills, I violently cause his skull to cave in by repeatedly hitting him with a dictionary.

[Todd Howard]

I'm fighting to purge pussy mages from the world. I equip my mighty spray bottle, and begin spraying the @Witch Cat with water until it flees into oncoming traffic, and gets ran over by a diesel truck.

[BrokenPromise]

I'm trying to get a bunch of kids to participate in a murder game when low-and-behold, neighborhood fan-favorite spider man decides to appear and muck it up. It starts as a battle of wits, but it never really ends. I can never seem to kill him. He insists on throwing me in jail, but I always escape.

[AlteredTundra]

The Yandere children of Nagato/Pain and Yuno Gasai. I have to survive a very twisted mind game. I don't.

[BrobyDDark]

I repeatedly mock them for being a shitty anime character and then assist them with suicide. I'm fighting to save shitty anime realm from itself.

[Cuccoruler]

Spider man has become corrupt and finally shown his true colors. I shall fight this menace and defeat him for America!

[Z2010Deadmeat]

There's no kill like....

youtu.be/RGjab76TJ3c

OVERKILL

[BrokenPromise]

I'm here to break the batman... And I will win.

[Leysos]

I'm fighting for hope, and I'm going to shoot you with hella truth bullets. You'll have to dodge matrix style to get out of these dank truth swords and bullets. I'm like, the Dante of hope and truth. I will never despair, so long as I have internet anonymity and the will to shitpost.

[ArenaSnow]

I fight for a new high score and raise his eating of a leaf with a few stomps on trees before pressing the [REMATCH] key to pick on something my own size, because I wouldn't even get 1 point of damage from this fight.

[Witch Cat]

I'm fighting for the destruction of all robots before Skynet can take over. I spill some water on him and short circuit him, winning immediately.

[Todd Howard]

I'm fighting to prove my wizardry surpasses even the mighty Christmas Witch. I mumble some racist African jumbo and turn them into a squash.

[Witch Cat]

I'm battling for dominance over a thread and so use a big shoe to crush Spiderman to death, reclaiming the thread as my own

[Todd Howard]

I am trying to befriend the kitty so I can keep it as my own. I manage to make friends using a ball of yarn.

[Heap241]

I'm fighting for free webs to pull an awesome prank on a friend. I spray Spiderman with hairspray so he can't move and then shoot paint balls at him (from a distance to be safe). He's now very colorful and I have a bunch of webs!

[BrokenPromise]

I'm having a staring contest. They wear a helmet with a tinted lens, feeling it gives them the upper hand. But the battle is won when I say something so cheezy their blinking is actually audible! Hahahahaha! Victory is mine!

[Witch Cat]

I'm trying to be the only Christmas animal on the site so I vore eat the bird and rise victorious.