ImANargleHunter said
Because it takes literal hours to give birth.

ImANargleHunter said
Because it takes literal hours to give birth.

Awson said
Not always.Source: born.

How long is labour?

It is impossible to anticipate the length of labour. Every woman and every labour is individual. In general women expecting their first baby will take longer than women expecting a subsequent baby (though this does not always hold true). For a first baby, the average length of the first stage of labour is 12 to 14 hours, the second stage 1 to 2 hours and the third stage 5 to 60 minutes. Women expecting a subsequent baby can expect the first stage to last around 6 to 8 hours and the second stage lasting from 5 to 60 minutes.

ImANargleHunter said
Are you tryna tell me that a woman can birth a baby in under two hours?

Turtlicious said
This, if your water broke and you're not in extreme pain yet you're just kind of bored and waiting for the mind boggling excruciating pain that will both re-arrange your organs, and shift the bones inside of you to make way for this massive parasite that will leech money, goodwill, and any energy you have for the next 18-25 years.That was the last moment of peace she'll have, don't you shit on the last moments of wellness she has before she has to go into the cold disgustingly dreary mine that is parenthood.

Heisenberg said
Good job, none of you answered the question.

Magic Magnum said
Yes they did.It's a big moment in their life cause a baby is on the way.They already said that.

Turtlicious said
This, if your water broke and you're not in extreme pain yet you're just kind of bored and waiting for the mind boggling excruciating pain that will both re-arrange your organs, and shift the bones inside of you to make way for this massive parasite that will leech money, goodwill, and any energy you have for the next 18-25 years.That was the last moment of peace she'll have, don't you shit on the last moments of wellness she has before she has to go into the cold disgustingly dreary mine that is parenthood.

LoneSilverWolf said
Do your future children a huge favor and don't have them. You'd fuck them up mentally with that attitude! :o

Heisenberg said
Good job, none of you answered the question.

LoneSilverWolf said
Do your future children a huge favor and don't have them. You'd fuck them up mentally with that attitude! :o

LoneSilverWolf said
Do yourself & rose a huge favor and don't have them. They'll fuck you up mentally,emotionally &physically for the next 18-25 years! :o

LoneSilverWolf said
Lol, trust me ik. My causin I love him but he can be a little ass sometimes. That said' look how innocent and loveable children are when they're not being asshats! XD

Magic Magnum said
Yes they did.It's a big moment in their life cause a baby is on the way.They already said that.