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Someone just really made a FB status saying they're going into labor. If your water breaks, why would you go "dayum gotta status it"?
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Because it takes literal hours to give birth.
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Not always.

Source: born.
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ImANargleHunter said
Because it takes literal hours to give birth.


This, if your water broke and you're not in extreme pain yet you're just kind of bored and waiting for the mind boggling excruciating pain that will both re-arrange your organs, and shift the bones inside of you to make way for this massive parasite that will leech money, goodwill, and any energy you have for the next 18-25 years.

That was the last moment of peace she'll have, don't you shit on the last moments of wellness she has before she has to go into the cold disgustingly dreary mine that is parenthood.
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ImANargleHunter said
Because it takes literal hours to give birth.

This and it's kind of a big event, you know?

I'd rather read someone is about to have a baby then where they ate lunch.
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Awson said
Not always.Source: born.


Are you tryna tell me that a woman can birth a baby in under two hours?



How long is labour?

It is impossible to anticipate the length of labour. Every woman and every labour is individual. In general women expecting their first baby will take longer than women expecting a subsequent baby (though this does not always hold true). For a first baby, the average length of the first stage of labour is 12 to 14 hours, the second stage 1 to 2 hours and the third stage 5 to 60 minutes. Women expecting a subsequent baby can expect the first stage to last around 6 to 8 hours and the second stage lasting from 5 to 60 minutes.


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ImANargleHunter said
Are you tryna tell me that a woman can birth a baby in under two hours?


Uh, maybe.

You hear about babies popping out on the way to the hospital, so...
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Turtlicious said
This, if your water broke and you're not in extreme pain yet you're just kind of bored and waiting for the mind boggling excruciating pain that will both re-arrange your organs, and shift the bones inside of you to make way for this massive parasite that will leech money, goodwill, and any energy you have for the next 18-25 years.That was the last moment of peace she'll have, don't you shit on the last moments of wellness she has before she has to go into the cold disgustingly dreary mine that is parenthood.


Yeah that didn't have any emotion in it at all.
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Good job, none of you answered the question.
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Heisenberg said
Good job, none of you answered the question.


Yes they did.
It's a big moment in their life cause a baby is on the way.
They already said that.
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Yes they did.It's a big moment in their life cause a baby is on the way.They already said that.


But you didn't answer the question
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Turtlicious said
This, if your water broke and you're not in extreme pain yet you're just kind of bored and waiting for the mind boggling excruciating pain that will both re-arrange your organs, and shift the bones inside of you to make way for this massive parasite that will leech money, goodwill, and any energy you have for the next 18-25 years.That was the last moment of peace she'll have, don't you shit on the last moments of wellness she has before she has to go into the cold disgustingly dreary mine that is parenthood.


Do your future children a huge favor and don't have them. You'd fuck them up mentally with that attitude! :o
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Do your future children a huge favor and don't have them. You'd fuck them up mentally with that attitude! :o


t(-_-t)
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Lmfao turt, love the smiley xD
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Heisenberg said
Good job, none of you answered the question.


I did so.

LoneSilverWolf said
Do your future children a huge favor and don't have them. You'd fuck them up mentally with that attitude! :o


Do you even have an idea of how difficult it is to raise children? It can be rewarding but it can also suck a lot.
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Lol, trust me ik. My causin I love him but he can be a little ass sometimes. That said' look how innocent and loveable children are when they're not being asshats! XD
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LoneSilverWolf said
Do yourself & rose a huge favor and don't have them. They'll fuck you up mentally,emotionally &physically for the next 18-25 years! :o


ftfy
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LoneSilverWolf said
Lol, trust me ik. My causin I love him but he can be a little ass sometimes. That said' look how innocent and loveable children are when they're not being asshats! XD


It's still a metric fuckton of work to raise them even if they're not being asshats. Babies waking up in the middle of the night because they need to be fed are perfectly reasonable to do so but goddamn if it isn't tiring.
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I have it on good authority that babies eject faster if you play Angry Birds.
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Magic Magnum said
Yes they did.It's a big moment in their life cause a baby is on the way.They already said that.


Your water is breaking. You're about to go into labor.

What do you do first?

"LolStatusIt"
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