Damn that Procellus, his haunting stoppedme from killing. At least I'm armed now.

Cynder the Zodiac Killer? >.>

Broby eats a pony. Then broby screws a pony. Broby is all about exploring what can be done with a pony.

Judging by the amount of stuff I'm getting, I can only assume that people loved watching me fuck a bag of drugs and are now showering me in goods like a cam whore.

Vidicon x Clock OTP #BestShip o7

Broby eats a pony. Then broby screws a pony. Broby is all about exploring what can be done with a pony.

I'm thinking winter coat next.

The cool dawning of night creeps on over the arena and the contestants settle in. Chibi and BadShot share the same campsite and discuss the people still alive. VMan and Kaethela likewise share a camp, and Vman converts Kae back to Fig-Fascism.

In an another peaceable grove, Karl Marx, Gandhi, and Diablo discuss the games and the opiates of killing. Gandhi so far as been pretty Gandhi, and I'd venture to say he'd say something like "don't do it bro".

Vizzini the Inconceivable slave of Allyster chooses to cuddle up to Queen Mary of Scotland for warmth. Can the good queen break Allyster's binds? She has a masterful personality that managed to get the Deplorables to repair her entire navy on a single hand-hold.

I seemed to have fucked up Procellus and I can't even go back to check what happened and correct it since the game data got deleted. But Tails discovers Socialism, this might be more important.

Songs are sung in some sort of praise, or maybe for emotional stability as Zen, Sethisto, and Witch Cat strike up a three-part harmony. But Broby slips up and eats toxic berries. It is time for the Guild to mourn their olde champion



Gustav got hurt though, so he tends to those injuries.

The fires of Ultra Nationalist revolution burn in the bowls and hulls of the royal navy as they plan their next move of Pax Admirality.

The T38 finds additional evidence that a surviving contestant is the Zodiac Killer. This is some detective tier shit here fams. Maybe it's Procellus!

Mental Mastermind Allyster cuddles with Cynder for warmth. Does this convert him to his will? Who knows. But he's been very quiet these past couple of days.

Duthguy, the Karling shitlord, and Indigo partake in some three-part harmonies of their own. Does the Karling even speak English or does he lend his own with some old proto-French or Latin?

Some normal boring shit later and we see the Proletariat climbing a very big tree to rest. Now, stop for a moment to realize that this is the entire world's blue-collar workforce climbing up a tree to rest. This has to be an immense tree. They can all probably see that fire Witch Dog saw, or Borg getting resupplied. But neither matters to them, they got nuclear missiles with them; which has to make this tree even bigger.



The basket of Deplorables is so beta that not even Vizzini wants to kill them, they with their basket and the guilty love for Queen Mary who held their hands, and a fleet whose good health and repair has gone unnoticed by senpai.

Diablo then invades a duchy.

Sethisto though decides to lead an ambush that includes his own hunting partner, Karl Marx. With the Proletariat at his side and BadShot the changeling they make their move to kill Marx, Tails, and the Royal Kaisermarine but the plan goes horribly wrong. Not only does Marx die, but he and his friends manage to kill the ambushees. The entire working class the world over is destroyed, as is the sole proprietor of Equestria Daily and Trixie aficionado. I can't really think of anything for BadShot. Though two questions are raised: who killed several billion working men and women? My bets are on the Navy, who were the only party in this faction possessing the fire-arms to do so and the ideological willingness to overlook it; Marx and Tails both are pro-Proletariat. But: who gets the nukes?

Witch Cat follows tails and discovers Communism Lite, or socialism.

Then a squirrel invades a duchy and Cynder and Gustav split up for resources.

The class-traitor Kaethela meanwhile is murdered by Clocktower with Kae's own explosives.

Indigo challenged Wizard Dog to a honorable fight in which no one dies, but Indigo wins.

Gandhi poisons Borg, eliminating another fash.

The Karling finally fucking does something, and finds evidence a surviving tribute is the zodiac killer. But since it appears Procellus is dead it can't be him. RIP-ero.

T38 castrates Vman.

Allyster in a twist decides its time to die and approaches Queen Mary, the Beta Maker. But Queen Mary refuses.

Duthguy is murdered by Chibi.

Apparently, communism is magic and I'm going to have to switch to a red deck now. (Please laugh at my jokes I am so very lonely)

Oh also, Me x Allyster ultimate OTP. I want someone to tell Allyster in the MLP thread that I love him. He fits my black and purple witch aesthetic, it was meant to be dammit.

EDIT: Screw that, I hope someone fucking snaps that little prancing shit's horn off and stabs him to death with it. Cheating on me with some crusty man, I'll show him.

Well I don't think Allyster ever posts, he just gets put in on a mass staff dump. But I'll deliver your banter anyways.

Marx killed the Proletariat.
#RonPaul2012

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Zen did a thing! In the dead of night, Cynder, Bord, and Tails were readying to lay down for the night when the dastardly dark horse known as Zen set off an explosive, killing all three. So actually, he correction the Fash borg is Bashed, has Gahndi would have wanted. Oh well. This however keeps Allyster to Witch Cat's self, now Cynder is dead.

SpamBot recieves an explosive himself as well.

Vman realized he might be going crazy.

The enslaved Vizzini though opens a book. In doing so, he introduces himself to Anarchist liberation and he perhaps begins to question his slave-master relationship with Allyster.

Chibi then gets sick.

Diablo decides he'll climb a tree for the night, but fails and falls on Wizard Dog. If it's not the weight of the Dark Lord that killed the pooch, it was the spine. The fall too claims the life of the Lord of Hell as well, and both spirits move on down stairs.

Gustav, not being magically trained fails to beat Witch Cat in combat. But Witch Cat extends mercy and lets him live.

At a campfire Indigo and Allyster meet. In conversation Indigo tells Allyster all about the Ubermensch, which inspires Allyster to more readily consider the fascist option. This also implies Indigo himself is a fascist I guess.

Karl Marx meanwhile repairs a tank, tends to its crew, and probably teaches them about class struggle or something.

Now, we have to ask ourselves this: is this to ever sailor in the navy building his own, or is the entire navy building one giant structure? Because as they settle down for the night the Royal Navy gets to work scooping up mud and builds a square home or several thousand.

And so it is confirmed that Mary, Queen of Scots does not actually post.

Discord thinks about winning. It is the one true chat platform after all.



As morning dawn, Zen makes a slingshot. Maybe he can use this to propel explosives further and kill more? Time will tell.

Marx, Echos, Discord, and Vizzini go on a hunt together. Witch Cat discovers socialism.

Elsewhere, Vizzini's master, Allyster team up with Chibi to take on a tank and Gustav. Both are killed in combat by the duo and there was much rejoicing.

The Deplorables sought out Queen Mary again to seek her love, and she granted it by tending to their injuries.

Indigo again finds evidence a surviving tribute is the zodiac killer. I hope you're all making lists because the suspects are starting to thin out.

Joseph Stalin meanwhile breaks into the Spam Bot's Spam Shack and steals some of his dope ass Korean ads and Manchester furniture brochures and books it. It's OK, Spam Bot will make more.

A squirrel though needs fire-wood. Why? Maybe to roast his acorns.

VMan, having gone over the edge declares himself a claimant to Queen Mary's throne.

Then the Royal Navy eats Gustav Mannerheim and/or the T38 and crew.



ded.

Gandhi poisons Borg, eliminating another fash.

Gandhi poisoned himself (wait, isn't that Vizzini's line?) and is suffering a fatal case of death syndrome at the moment.

Then the Royal Navy eats Gustav Mannerheim and/or the T38 and crew.

Well, at least the Royal Navy is getting its iron supplements.

I want Wizard Dog the White to be in the next games

<Snipped quote by Dinh AaronMk>

Gandhi poisoned himself (wait, isn't that Vizzini's line?) and is suffering a fatal case of death syndrome at the moment.

I noticed that error, and then admitted it later.

Vman down! Indigo severely injures him in a fight and leave him to die there in the forest. Vizzini then haunts Zen. Queen Mary builds some more shit.

Stalin is defeated tonight too. In a show of ultra-violence Allyster yanks out Stalin's eyes and force them down his throat. The Russian dictator is left to choke to death, blind.

I also like to imagine that before Clocktower died, he heard a soft rustling in the breeze as thousands of poisoned darts darkened the moon's to kill him.

WitchCat is also left behind dead by the Spam Bot.



The Cornucopia is replenished and the people come. Marx kills Zen with an explosive to protect his means of production. Queen Mary manages to subdue and kill Allyster, freeing Vizzini from his will as Vizzini murders The Deplorables whose last thing he saw was Queen Mary, a lonesome tear coming to their eyes as the life was strangled from them. The Karling and Discord got into a fight for meat too, but since the Karling is a surprising pussy he up and leaves; he must have level 0 martial.

And then Indigo Montoya steps on a land mine.



As all the parties depart from the feast the Royal Navy uses the newly won supplies to build an arsenal of Nuclear Weapons, the Proletariats armory probably up in the air due in part to the confusing circumstances of their death. Or maybe Marx has them, explaining how he managed to blow up Zen.

Vizzini could have gotten another one in on the Queen of Scotland but she manages to distract them and runs into the woods.

Marx is rewarded for his style with more explosives. Demo Marx?

With Vman dead, there's no other competitor's seeking the throne of Scotland, so Chibi decides to put himself into direct confrontation with Mary by declaring himself the Queen of the Scots.

And according to finds by the squirrel, one of these late-game beasts is the zodiac killer.



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Blimey.

Yea, that round sucked for the guild.

Our basket still did better than their basket though. And their basket humped clockwork.

Sorry for the lack of second update, but I'm at that part of the week where I work now. But: we're almost through.



Queen Mary attempts to light a fire, but fails. This is in contrast with her rival Chibi who burns with the fires of revolution which illuminates his way forward.

The Karling, seeking safety from conflict climbs a tree and a squirrel tends to his wounds.

The SpamBot murders Discord. Discord joins The Royal Navy and Karl Marx in death as Vizzini discovers his new-found freedom, now forever unchained from the will of Allyster.



Chibi attempts to get an easy kill on the SpamBot, but he flees to the safety of his Spam Shack and Chibi fails. The Karling also gets into a battle with Vizzini, but his life is spared. Queen Mary builds more shacks.



What happens in the end? Find out next time on HUNGER GAMES Z: GTX.

Betting on the spambot, alternate Vizzini.