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Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 mos ago Post by JamieD
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Here's my question: You're at your computer, sipping your slurm, and suddenly inspiration hits you. You're suddenly an epic-level PC!

Any race, class, prc. sonneriesgratuite.com

What do you do? (feel free to interact and counter one another). You're in modern... wherever you are.

I'll go first: I fix my heater! bwah-hahahhaha. Urm, ok, then I (obviously an Archmage of considerable might) create a giant floating citadel and an army of winged monkeys to enforce my will upon Toronto. Hmmm... monkey-themed roller-casters.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Implement a plan over the course of 200 years to redefine the existence of humanity, partially to help them, but mostly just so I am immortalized beyond immortality.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Therealslayer
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1.Take over every server in the world
2.Create an Anti-Trump Regime
3. ???????
4.Make America diverse again (⌐■_■)
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Spambot
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Well, it seems rather obvious for me.. I would hook into a supercomputer outlet and and subjugate the universe to my will. Nothing personal, of course.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Todd Howard
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I would purge everyone who can't make a two-sentence post on RPGuild without fucking grammar mistakes.

So the entirety of Free. I would burn it to god damn ashes.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by JaceBeleren
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I would tell God off for being a naughty boy. He knows he's not supposed to start wars or create horrible diseases.

(Apologies to any actual Christians - please don't take this seriously)
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Therealslayer
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I would tell God off for being a naughty boy. He knows he's not supposed to start wars or create horrible diseases.

(Apologies to any actual Christians - please don't take this seriously)


Except if you're Christian you believe that Satan brings on those bad things, not God :P

Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by JaceBeleren
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I could get into a conversation about God supposedly being all-powerful and that therefore he is permitting those things and is therefore no better...

I probably shouldn't.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by BrokenPromise
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The dungeons and dragons forum spam bot strikes again.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by Therealslayer
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I could get into a conversation about God supposedly being all-powerful and that therefore he is permitting those things and is therefore no better...

I probably shouldn't.


And I would reply with the the belief that all bad things that happen to us are man-made (our own actions, diseases, etc.,) but that He will fix things we ask Him to fix because living isn't about being 100% comfortable all the time. It's about growth and trust. Without discomfort there is no growth and without hardships there is no need for trust and faith.

But I reckon this isn't the place to talk about spiritual beliefs :P
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Make a league of quest givers: Shit heads who purely make scenarios for normal people to go out and get quests from.

Pokemon Go, got some motherfucking. feet to follow if it wants to compete with this package pushing.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Maxwell
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I'd start by reverse-astral projecting myself back to Earth, then look up a whole bunch of character optimization pages. By the time your silly world domination schemes are done, I'll be controlling the universe. Muhaha.
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