Yee fuckin' haw boys.
@Noxious
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Who the Hell you calling 'scrawny'?! My guys built like an athlete, ye poison dwarf!
@Jbcool@Noxious If you want muscle, Dale's got plenty for everyone. I mean, he's also lean, but you can be both lean and muscular, given that leanness is more a measure of body fat than anything else, I think.
Speaking of whom, would anybody mind if he poked his nose into Virgil's rather exceptional knowledge of Tau customs for a Guardsman? (Mostly aimed at @Lady Selune, as the GM and all.) And since we're on the topic, perhaps provide some knowledge of his own; I'm not sure how much xeno knowledge any given Commissar would possess, but since they have to go through the Schola Progenium and are evidently aware of the negative effects of the Warp and psyker abilities going haywire and other such things that a Guardsman would likely be executed for knowing, I'd assume sufficient to give a bit of tactical guidance to some backwater hicks.
@Noxious Clearly, y'all ain't never been ta Texanis. Err'body there's six feet high, leastways. Lolly May's th'ception thurr.