You are a WIZARD'S APPRENTICE studying the exciting art of ARBITRARY FALLACY MAGIC.
Your MENTOR has left some CHORES for you do to while he's away...
He has left you SOME PAINT to get you started.
Your MENTOR has left some CHORES for you do to while he's away...
He has left you SOME PAINT to get you started.
To Do List:
- Summon Cthuhlu
- Solve Wolrd Hunger
- Return the Extinct Supernaturals
- Create a race of Sentient Death Robots
- Find Ultimate Happiness
- Burn down a Forest
- Cause a Zombie Apocalypse
- Kill a Leviathan via Carbon Monoxide Poisoning
- Crown a King
- Get a Princess captured by a dragon and then also save her
- Universal Peace
- Collect The Forbidden Fruit
- Train Up Mutant Monkeys to take over the Planet
- Invent Taxes
- Cure all Known Diseases
- Create a Plague* not zombies, you.
- Invent the telephone
- Play Chess with the Grim Reaper
- Find Waldo/Wally
- Obtain Enlightenment
- Master Elemental Fire
- Invent Rice Crispies
- Invent Swearing
- Recruit a Magical Girl Posse
- Discover the known Solar System
Players who complete a chore graduate to ULTIMATE Wizards and get a prize*.
*filled with dissapointment and broken dreams. Batteries not included. Note: This is not cash money, a chainsaw, or suitable for children under 3.
