So let's play a game
The rules are simple, roll two d6s (Use dis site here: random.org/dice) state whatever you want to happen, and no matter how absurd, no matter how completely off the wall insane, as long as you get above four, it will succeed. If it is below four, you die in a needlessly cinematic manner. Please use the dice responsibly, I don't want to see five twelves in a row.
First response selects the action.
Let's do this.
You are currently sleeping on a bench, it's midday and the sun is shining directly into your face. You snort and awake, then remember that you are homeless and fall back asleep.
You have gained: -NO LIFE
-NO MONEY
-DISGUSTING FASHION
-SCRAGGLY BEARD
Wat do?
The rules are simple, roll two d6s (Use dis site here: random.org/dice) state whatever you want to happen, and no matter how absurd, no matter how completely off the wall insane, as long as you get above four, it will succeed. If it is below four, you die in a needlessly cinematic manner. Please use the dice responsibly, I don't want to see five twelves in a row.
First response selects the action.
Let's do this.
You are currently sleeping on a bench, it's midday and the sun is shining directly into your face. You snort and awake, then remember that you are homeless and fall back asleep.
You have gained: -NO LIFE
-NO MONEY
-DISGUSTING FASHION
-SCRAGGLY BEARD
Wat do?