Based off of this, and this hilarious list.

Come up with your own and add to it!

1. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
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The Despie & Illiterate's Handbook:

- Your character has no flaws. Everything they do is cute and irresistible.

- If the guy/girl you want to bash your genitals against leaves the roleplay, you should move on too.

- Start OOC drama if your love interest who you don't control gets swept up by someone else or ignores you.

- Start IRL drama with your friend when they make a move on your love interest. (sadly, I've seen this actually happen)

- Do not flesh out your character's back story. Everyone should just accept how wonderful your character is.

- Do not make a character, make a perfect version of yourself. The point of role playing is total escapism.

- Do not be original, copy every trope you've ever seen, especially in anime, and reuse it as many times as possible.

- Turn OOC into a stage for you and the person who controls your love interest to "cat call" each other.

The Despie & Illiterate's Handbook:

- Your character has no flaws. Everything they do is cute and irresistible.

- If the guy/girl you want to bash your genitals against leaves the roleplay, you should move on too.

- Start OOC drama if your love interest who you don't control gets swept up by someone else or ignores you.

- Start IRL drama with your friend when they make a move on your love interest. (sadly, I've seen this actually happen)

- Do not flesh out your character's back story. Everyone should just accept how wonderful your character is.

- Do not make a character, make a perfect version of yourself. The point of role playing is total escapism.

- Do not be original, copy every trope you've ever seen, especially in anime, and reuse it as many times as possible.

- Turn OOC into a stage for you and the person who controls your love interest to "cat call" each other.

If you put this all together without any spaces you get this cancerous link.

roleplayerguild.com

Forgot to add...

- Your characters arc is the most important, so you should ensure it is always progressing, even at the cost of holding the main plot up.

God I thought this was gonna be a spicy callout thread. smh