Dear Despie and Illiterate Roleplayers...

[Lady Selune]

Based off of this, and this hilarious list.

Come up with your own and add to it!

[BrobyDDark]

1. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
2. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
3. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
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10. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
11. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
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14. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
15. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
16. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
17. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
18. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
19. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.
20. You must always play a skeleton in a tophat named Mr.Bones.

[BrokenPromise]

The Despie & Illiterate's Handbook:

- Your character has no flaws. Everything they do is cute and irresistible.

- If the guy/girl you want to bash your genitals against leaves the roleplay, you should move on too.

- Start OOC drama if your love interest who you don't control gets swept up by someone else or ignores you.

- Start IRL drama with your friend when they make a move on your love interest. (sadly, I've seen this actually happen)

- Do not flesh out your character's back story. Everyone should just accept how wonderful your character is.

- Do not make a character, make a perfect version of yourself. The point of role playing is total escapism.

- Do not be original, copy every trope you've ever seen, especially in anime, and reuse it as many times as possible.

- Turn OOC into a stage for you and the person who controls your love interest to "cat call" each other.

[Todd Howard]

The Despie & Illiterate's Handbook:

- Your character has no flaws. Everything they do is cute and irresistible.

- If the guy/girl you want to bash your genitals against leaves the roleplay, you should move on too.

- Start OOC drama if your love interest who you don't control gets swept up by someone else or ignores you.

- Start IRL drama with your friend when they make a move on your love interest. (sadly, I've seen this actually happen)

- Do not flesh out your character's back story. Everyone should just accept how wonderful your character is.

- Do not make a character, make a perfect version of yourself. The point of role playing is total escapism.

- Do not be original, copy every trope you've ever seen, especially in anime, and reuse it as many times as possible.

- Turn OOC into a stage for you and the person who controls your love interest to "cat call" each other.

@BrokenPromise

If you put this all together without any spaces you get this cancerous link.

roleplayerguild.com

[BrokenPromise]

Forgot to add...

- Your characters arc is the most important, so you should ensure it is always progressing, even at the cost of holding the main plot up.

[Doivid]

God I thought this was gonna be a spicy callout thread. smh