Yes, that's right. BROBY, AWSON, KEYGUY, DINH, and CLOCKTOWER. The FIVE BRAVE HEROES that will bravely explore SPACE for the sake of humanity.
They are the SPACE PATROL ADVENTURE MEN!
"Listen up you
BEAUTIFUL, WELL-TRAINED, LOVELY PEOPLE WHOM I COULD NEVER INSULT EVER. You are going on a dangerous mission DON'T
FAIL, PLEASE. EVERYBODY'S COUNTING ON, AND BELIEVING IN, YOU. Get out there and EXPLORE SOME SPACE, men! SPAM Team, GO!"
Great speech, Commander! The SPAM Team file out of the shuttle one by one, taking in the sights! The local star is a baby's head! Neat! There's a bunch of very similar but not really rocks floating around! Cool! There's a blue planet! Boring! But what to explore first...
(Now we're out there in space! "But what do we do? What the fuck is this? Tell me, Broby, you dumbass! 'Cause you didn't put it in the first post!" This is a spam game. Kind of like an adventure, like that Homestuck thing the cool kids were on about a few years ago. Except worse! You give your suggestions, and the characters you suggest to do those suggestions will do them! But there's a caveat- the group cannot be split up, except by death, which will be handled with rolls. To give a suggestion, do this: >[character]:[action]
Simple, right?)