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You lost your empire, we still have ours, so we get to determine proper diction.

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#TheBritishWillRiseAgain
Ahh who am I kidding, they wont

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we can only dream that they will recolonise these yank fucks and teach them how to be proper

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And we'll teach you how to actually cook. Otherwise you'd be violating the Geneva Convention.

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we can cook just fine, i'll keep my bio-toxins and chemical gas thanksverymuch.

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Edited for correctness.

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no, but your warped pronunciations of phonics in the english language means you say it like it has a fucking o where the a is.

you literally say toco.

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we can only dream that they will recolonise these yank fucks and teach them how to be proper

there is no proper

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Why go to Europe for the food when you can learn to cook it yourself?

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your empire is run by a cheeto-faced baby

Why go to Europe for the food when you can learn to cook it yourself?

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You sound like a boring person.

There is no way to 'cook' lahmacun yourself. It's kebab and that kind of meat needs special equipment.

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Um, actually, all you need is a skewer and a grill to make a kebab -- not too complicated.

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Currently eating a grilled chopstick, am I doing this right? I feel like I'm getting a hell of a lot of fiber if nothing else.

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Just make sure you chew very well, otherwise things are going to get unpleasant rather quickly for you.

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but until he loses it, we still have it.

i bet he eats hot dogs and likes them