@stardust Innos, Adanos and Beliar are the Gods of Fire and Order, Water and Balance and Death and Destruction in the World of Gothic. They can be pretty useful if they follow me around. So thank you.

Granted. You herp derp so much that people want to take you as a trophy, soon you are killed and made a trophy for a collector of Derp.

I wish that the Gods I wished for to exist in the last wish to obey my every command.

Granted, but every command they you tell the, they think its is a command to kill you.

I wish I could die

Granted. You raise from the dead and become the first zombie.

I wish that if a God(the three I already wished for) tries to kill me, to actually ignore the command and do something else

Granted; they listen and obey every command I give them, and ignore you completely.

I wish first meetings weren't so awkward.

Granted, now they are just plain creepy.

I wish for 1000 years of darkness.

The world is dark for 1000 years, but it's too dark for you to see it happen.

I wish for this wish to not be crushed.

@Doug

Granted.

It's squished instead.

I wish that I could be myself around my famiky

Granted, your family recognizes each of your strengths and faults, along with all of your hopes and dreams, fantasies, and any other type of secret you may have had to this point. They're mostly disgusted, and confused, and cast you away, but hey - at least they know who you truly are.

I wish this wish wouldn't come true.

Granted, your family recognizes each of your strengths and faults, along with all of your hopes and dreams, fantasies, and any other type of secret you may have had to this point. They're mostly disgusted, and confused, and cast you away, but hey - at least they know who you truly are.

((Wow this is everything I fear))

Granted.

I wish I had a wish

Granted that is your wish wasted

I wish this wish would give an uncorruptable 2nd wish in this same post
I wish I could draw manga

Granted, but as the wish genie suffers from PTSD from having served in the war, he goes crazy midway through granting your wish and instead beats you to a pulp.

I wish for the power of greyskull.

Granted, but they only work once ever 10,0000 uses.

I wish for a bottle of vodka.

Granted. The bottle appears before you, sitting idly on the table, no definite label on the glass container. You peer at it cautiously, awaiting something further, as if you'd expected something to go wrong, yet there it sits, still capped with a cork and nothing all too unique about it. So, you raise it in your hands, waiting, cautious with every motion, and gently grasp at the cork, pulling, until a gentle and low *pop* sounds from the mouth of the glass, and still, nothing all too special has occurred.

You set the bottle down, walking to your cupboard to withdraw a small glass, though you can't seem to find one. Turning back, the vodka still sits, though intriguingly enough, the cap has been replaced. You walk over to it again, pull the cork off, sniff the contents, oof, that's the good stuff, and lift the rim to meet at your puckered lips for just a quick sip. You're tongue is met with a bitter taste, and you withdraw swiftly, staring down at the glass which had, again, somehow gotten corked, though you had thought you still had the cork in hand before.

Congrats, you have a bottle of vodka, that can't be drank from.

I wish I was proud of my own work.

Granted. Seeing the fruits of your efforts now always fills you with a heavenly sense of accomplishment, and you soon become boastful of your amazing work. You send a challenge the greatest minds of the world to surpass you and your expertise, but no one even bothers to try. Soon, as you start running out of things to compare your work to, you can no longer really figure out why you think it's so great. You still feel pride in what you've done, but now as time goes on, there's also a sense of worthlessness to it. Yes you did it, but for what?

I wish for the power to make anything that I dream of real

Granted, but you can only make the really weird shit you cant remember from when you were five.

I wish for chips

granted your chips are poisonous

I wish anything that I draw at my choice come alive YAY

Granted but they all try to kill you for creating them. Abstract ideas are so much better than real life.

I wish my wish wasn't a wish

all of those kinds of wishes just waste your wish

I wish all of my next wishes are uncoruptable

Granted, but now it is YOU that are corrupt.

I wish for a laser designator ala "Hammer of Dawn" from Gears of War. Linked to an orbiting laser weapon platform. That works wherever I aim it at!

Granted, soon the American/Russian government find out about it and kill then steal the weapon from you.

I wish that I could live on an island that has no predators that can kill me, has enough food to sustain myself, won't kill me via earthquake/volcano/tsunami etc and that will never be found out about. I'll also get the "power" to choose anyone I want to join me on this island and the wish includes the fact that, that person is unable to kill me or do stuff that would harm me in anyway.