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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Reis
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Sorry. I have a bad aversion to snakes. Wouldn't be able to tell you why. I'm sure you're not that ba-

... Deja vu.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Lugia
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Well, you seem rather normal. I don't see this being a bad thing.
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Famous last words.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Woundwort
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I am perfectly alright with your nickname for me.

Now onto business

any cute, single male relatives that might need to make a deal with a strikingly handsome demon?
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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Hisssss.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Woundwort
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I'm wearing you in lieu of a feather boa.

I hope you don't mind.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Reis
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No single relatives, no. Just some pesky exes.
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Stay away from my axe tiny woman.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Reis
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I-I don't want to get near your axe. Or you, for that matter. Stay on your side of the apartment, if you would be so kind.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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Wait, are we all in the apartment together?
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by The Dilemma
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It's more of a bigger on the inside situation with this apartment. Don't get lost though, we might not find you again ;)
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Is that... ants? *sprays*
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Woundwort
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Any cute single male relatives willing to make a deal with a handsome demon?
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*coughs* Really? Your house mate is getting gassed and you stop to ask that? A little help down here would be appreciated if you could? *coughs more*
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*sighs*

*shuffles over*

*puts under glass with paper*

*shuffles to room*

There. There isn't any gas here.

Better?
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Thanks bud! You can go back to your wooing of single males now ;)
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I, a single enigmatic male, would like you brave ant-things to help me create a maple syrup cartel that may never come to ruin.

That and help me conquer the army of cockroaches in my grandmother's kitchen.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Reis
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Why are you asking an ant? I can do both.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by The Dilemma
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Ants are excellent engineers. It would be an honour to help build your maple syrup cartel! Let's talk it over with some nice figs :)
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Mmmmm... Figs.
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