That's cold man.
as bad as this situation is, just imagine how much worse it would be if this castle had a good company of soldiers manning its walls. They might be able to hold us off for MONTHS. Depending on how much food they had stored in there of course.
@Beloss So you're saying we just need a whole bunch of pigs
extreme reporkussions.
I'm invited to go full ham on the puns, I see.
@Berserk Gene
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We don't have time for puns damnit! We have to strategize. This thing has effectively ambushed us. The only way we are going to win is if we reverse its advantage of surprise and counter with a hambush of our own.
Norton in the meantime is free to contribute so long as he remains stylish.
We just have to pray that we can bury pigs under its walls faster than they can rain cows down on us.
Really though, i'm surprised that this castle thought it could land here without suffering extreme reporkussions.
Hi guys! Sorry I haven't been here; things have been extremely hectic at home. On that note, I'm about to go on a trip with my family to a place where I will not have Internet access for several days. I will try to be active tomorrow (as that's when we'll be traveling) but after that, I cannot make any promises (right now I've just ducked away from packing long enough to relay this).