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That's cold man.
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And I have posted. We really should wait for @ConstantlyComic though since he hasn't posted at all since the golem boss appeared.
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as bad as this situation is, just imagine how much worse it would be if this castle had a good company of soldiers manning its walls. They might be able to hold us off for MONTHS. Depending on how much food they had stored in there of course.
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as bad as this situation is, just imagine how much worse it would be if this castle had a good company of soldiers manning its walls. They might be able to hold us off for MONTHS. Depending on how much food they had stored in there of course.


How do you know it doesn't?
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I don't, this is fearful speculation, framed in optimistic assumption. At the end of the day, even Saber was helpless against these guys.

What chance do weaker Servants have if this is the case?
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To be fair, those guys had a Holy Grail.
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Member Ironclad? Well, this entire fight is going to be Ironclad. And we are all Paul Giamatti.

The only question is, by the end of it will we be rage Giamatti or headache Giamatti?




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@Beloss So you're saying we just need a whole bunch of pigs
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More to the point, it means that when we finnaly do get our hands on the one behind all this, we are going to cut off their hands and feet, and then use them as catapult amunition.
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@Beloss So you're saying we just need a whole bunch of pigs


shit they've figured out my boss's weakness
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We just have to pray that we can bury pigs under its walls faster than they can rain cows down on us.

Really though, i'm surprised that this castle thought it could land here without suffering extreme reporkussions.
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extreme reporkussions.


I'm invited to go full ham on the puns, I see.

Norton, meanwhile, has a Great IdeaTM.
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I'm invited to go full ham on the puns, I see.
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We don't have time for puns damnit! We have to strategize. This thing has effectively ambushed us. The only way we are going to win is if we reverse its advantage of surprise and counter with a hambush of our own.

Norton in the meantime is free to contribute so long as he remains stylish.
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<Snipped quote>

We don't have time for puns damnit! We have to strategize. This thing has effectively ambushed us. The only way we are going to win is if we reverse its advantage of surprise and counter with a hambush of our own.

Norton in the meantime is free to contribute so long as he remains stylish.


A hambush. I see what you did there

The general consensus seems to be that we'll need to get to its core somehow, but I'm not sure. An Anti-Fortress NP would be really useful just about now.
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A way to communicate between each other that isn't shouting is something I'd recommend, since any Servant of decent mobility (and the castle) will be breaking the sound barrier frequently. If anyone has magecraft or abilities suited to that, it'd be of great help.
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Just use ham radio.
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We just have to pray that we can bury pigs under its walls faster than they can rain cows down on us.

Really though, i'm surprised that this castle thought it could land here without suffering extreme reporkussions.


Who needs an anti-fortress NP when we can surprise kill the golem with puns. Terrible, terrible puns. I have never sausage a thing happen in an RP, but if it helps us wrap up the situation then we might be on a roll with this and end up bringing home the bacon! We should be careful to not 'Spam' too many of these jokes, though, or we will get smoked by Ruler and other annoyed OC's! But getting to ham it up for a bit would be pretty fun as well if such a strategy would help 'cure' our situation with this golem boss. ;)

rlly tho, bad puns are my Noble Phantasm irl

In regards to a post from me here: If i do not get one up tonight, i will get one up Sunday or Monday. @Beloss@Moonlit Sonata Because real life and such have been beating me senseless and i have work as well....yay?
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Hi guys! Sorry I haven't been here; things have been extremely hectic at home. On that note, I'm about to go on a trip with my family to a place where I will not have Internet access for several days. I will try to be active tomorrow (as that's when we'll be traveling) but after that, I cannot make any promises (right now I've just ducked away from packing long enough to relay this).
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Hi guys! Sorry I haven't been here; things have been extremely hectic at home. On that note, I'm about to go on a trip with my family to a place where I will not have Internet access for several days. I will try to be active tomorrow (as that's when we'll be traveling) but after that, I cannot make any promises (right now I've just ducked away from packing long enough to relay this).


In that case, to keep things moving, unless you have an objection your partners will be granted temporary control over your characters. If there's someone you trust more to not get them killed, by all means.
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I have no objection to letting my partners control my characters. Moses won't be very useful in this fight (unless you want him to punch the thing) and Marguerite will stand off to the side and let Sumanai do his thing. Which is hitting things.
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