Astrology

August 29th. Hit it.

August 29th. Hit it.

Virgos tend to be organized, neat, and have a dry sense of humor. They're actually pretty good at not giving a shit, but can actually be more caring than half of the population on a daily basis. Maybe you have some friends, maybe not. Maybe you like adventure and writing. I bet you like writing and maybe reading too.

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Virgos tend to be organized, neat, and have a dry sense of humor. They're actually pretty good at not giving a shit, but can actually be more caring than half of the population on a daily basis. Maybe you have some friends, maybe not. Maybe you like adventure and writing. I bet you like writing and maybe reading too.

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Sooo you're just copy/pasting shit from the internet.

kewl

Sooo you're just copy/pasting shit from the internet.

kewl

I'll be impressed if you found the source of my last post since I wrote it myself.

June 29th.

June 29th.

You were born during the calendar year so that likely means you're of the human race on planet Earth and you may or may not exist during the 21st Century.

If you were to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, you might be assigned to one of the following houses: Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff.

There's a good chance you are literate.

Your golden birthday will probably occur when you turn 29 years of age.

It's possible you are more than 23cm tall.

august 3rd

august 3rd

Chances are, you are not microwave safe.

However, you are convenient for transportation of items of relative unimportance, like potato salad or craft supplies.

You likely don't feel the need to sell yourself too much because people already treat you as a household name, although exceedingly commonplace. Such a household name, in fact, that no one actually gives a damn, and takes you for granted.

Until they microwave the shit out of you and you infect them with disease.

It's possible you often feel limitless, though that may be because your lid gets fucking lost all the damn time and FOR GOD'S SAKE KAREN WHEN YOU PUT THE DISHES AWAY MAKE SURE THE LIDS ARE IN THE SAME PLACE AS THE CONTAINERS I SWEAR WE'VE GONE OVER THIS BEFORE.

Despite working in a research lab, astrology is one of my guilty pleasures. It's silly, but sometimes I find this kind of stuff really motivating and uplifting. Gives me the little extra nudge to push myself through out the day. Self-fulfilling prophecy thing, I guess!

Share you knowledge of the stars with me, Cynder! My birthday is October 5th.

Hmm... how about 7th of July? Yes, it wasn't that long ago.

July 28

Try me.

July 12th

Despite working in a research lab, astrology is one of my guilty pleasures. It's silly, but sometimes I find this kind of stuff really motivating and uplifting. Gives me the little extra nudge to push myself through out the day. Self-fulfilling prophecy thing, I guess!

I'm generally the same way, but with tarot/oracle shit. I'm by nature pretty analytical and I value science and reason, but I've seen enough to know the value of mystery, "coincidence," and the hints of supernatural/astrological influence.

My birthday is October 5th.

It's likely you were born two days after October 3rd. The number of days in the month that occurred before your birth day (including the day of) is close or equal to the number of fingers on your left hand. You may or may not have encountered something boring today.

Hmm... how about 7th of July? Yes, it wasn't that long ago.

Your birthday may or may not have been somewhat recent. Though you appear to share a birthday with the Roleplayer Guild, you are likely not the same entity.

July 28

Your birthday is the hallmark of 156 days remaining in the calendar year (Gregorian). Congrats. On that day in history, French revolutionist Robespierre was put to death. It could be that you are his reincarnation. However, there is a good chance that you are not. If you live until 2061 (altogether possible), you will have the chance to view Halley's Comet on your birthday.

July 12th

It's highly likely that you are either older or younger than most people. Your favorite color might be one of the primary colors, or one derived from a combination of them. The age you're going to be on this upcoming birthday will either be an even or an odd number.

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Frankly, supporting paranormalities on a thread meant to satirize it? Y'all sum bold fellas.

10. of April, lezza go

10. of April, lezza go

Your birthday falls on a day that may or may not be close to spring. Perhaps your birthday falls between March and May? Either way, I imagine that you are quite the fan of reading and/or maybe writing! Also, your birthday may or may not fall close to Hitler's birthday, the anniversary of the Columbine shooting, and the day known as "4/20". If it does, then perhaps you should consider running!

the day known as "4/20". If it does, then perhaps you should consider running!

The shade is real.

January 14th.

April 22nd