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Toun:
Factory Manager, in his spare time he is a failed inventor.
Chronic perfectionism, paranoid personality disorder, unrealistic expectations of self and others.
Keeps his promises, at least.
He gets annoyed with all his college friends coming over to his white-painted house full of poorly paid servants.
Paying child support to the fruits of an accidental homebrew cloning experiment with Ilunabar.
Has a beer with Teknall on Fridays.
Recently went out of the state to visit his estranged sister Jvan who just survived a bad crystal meth bender. They resolved their differences and she plans to pick up her art career after she gets out of rehab.

Bloody hell, this is starting to sound like a Weather Man-esque drama flick.

Hell, Toun could easily be acted by Nicolas Cage.

Heartworm is Jvan's feral Roomba. It escaped when she bashed local cop Logos after he tried to arrest her for 1,843,754 counts of public indecency. She went comatose after a few blows to the head with a nightstick. Since then it somehow managed to attach legs to itself and is now running wild in the sewers.

Chiral Phi is Jvan's little sister reappearing from God doesn't even know where. She used Instagram modelling and serial blackmail to kickstart her career as a kpop idol with a cult following... Or maybe just a cult, it's hard to tell.

Phi spends her time putting her statistics degree to good use on the stock market and coming up with new-age spirituality theses to post on her blog. It's impossible to tell if she's being ironic or not. She aims to be a trillionaire by age forty.

Old Walker is a huge bouncer that tails her everywhere out of some kind of misplaced puppy love, and she acts like that's not creepy.

Teknall:
Engineer. What sort of engineer? All of them.
Passionate science educator. Founder of a global science education not-for-profit bringing technology to disadvantaged regions.
Every room in his house has been adapted into a workspace, and is covered in either his inventions or designs for his inventions.
Mildly paranoid with an inferiority complex, so owns home-built arsenal with enough firepower to make a Texan jealous.
Owns a mansion which he built as an investment property, although the current tenants are some kind of street vigilante group.
Teaches hobo-artists how to do 'chemistry' over 4chan.

Daughter Kinesis is a freelance mechanic and hippie on a perpetual gap year.
Goliath is a home security system Teknall pieced together from military grade technology and he tinkers with it in his spare time, although it's currently tasked with weeding the local park.
Gerrik is Teknall's apprentice and is now the director of aforementioned science education not-for-profit.

Lazarus is a deadbeat mom who neglects all her various semi-children.
She's also a librarian and a scientist. Maybe more of a philosopher? idk.
Lazarus is also kinda like the neighborhood psychopath. Nothing matters to her unless it's useful to whatever thing she's up to right at that moment.
Among her group of children she's horribly neglected: Lasis (the collab involving her will be finished someday I swear), Altair (may he rip in peace), those two heroes that Ilunabar gave me that I can't remember the name of (currently somewhere with the angels), and the demigod of the dead.

Lasis just wants to make art, promise. She's a naive teenager basically. Innocent and pure.

Cinead is the quarterback of the Galbarian high school.
Elspeth is the doctor who's maybe a little too eager to see Lazarus recreate the nazi's plans for living space for germans.
Albert is the resident Mattis.
Douglas is literally Uncle Iroh.
Andrew is your local friendly mortal architect.
Baern is the local town preacher who screams about hell and stuff. Crazy dude.

Lazarus is a deadbeat mom who neglects all her various semi-children.
She's also a librarian and a scientist. Maybe more of a philosopher? idk.
Lazarus is also kinda like the neighborhood psychopath. Nothing matters to her unless it's useful to whatever thing she's up to right at that moment.
Among her group of children she's horribly neglected: Lasis (the collab involving her will be finished someday I swear), Altair (may he rip in peace), those two heroes that Ilunabar gave me that I can't remember the name of (currently somewhere with the angels), and the demigod of the dead.

It took me several minutes to find the name, but I'm pretty sure that hero is Mesera.

I found it in this post.

Amartía.

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It took me several minutes to find the name, but I'm pretty sure that hero is Mesera.

I found it in this post.

Looks right!

Lasis (the collab involving her will be finished someday I swear),

It'll be finished real quick if you reply to it yo

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It'll be finished real quick if you reply to it yo

I'm busy okay

Gerrik:

Passionate science educator.
Eidetic memory.
So perceptive that some people swear he must have eyes on the back of his head.
Teknall's like a father to him.
Vietnam war veteran with lingering PTSD.
Works out at the gym. Does parkour for fun.
Used to travel a lot but he's fallen in love with a country girl, bought a farm and settled down.

New Update: Collab is heading towards a close! I am sure you are all cheering and shedding cheers of joy at this news.

Helvana lives in a small apartment building with Lloyd and Gwyn.

She spends all day doing nothing at home while Gwyn goes to school and Lloyd goes to work as the breadwinner of the house.

Helvana also has a pen for crows in the rooftops. The landlord got pissed when he found out, but she "convinced" him to keep the pens there with no extra charge. The neighbors are afraid of talking to her because of this.

Sometimes goes out to buy groceries and does household chores if she feels like it, but most of the time Lloyd has to tell her to do them.

Goes on trips with the brothers on the weekends.

Since the apartment is small they only have one bedroom, so they have to share the bed.

Vowzra is an old man who had a bad experience with a ouija board a long time ago.
No one knows how old he is, or what he does really. He's just always been...there.
Ever since the ouija board experience, it is said, he's been hearing voices.
He goes to Church regularly. Every day. Twice.
For a while he had a Rubix cube. He insisted that 'the cube has all the answers!'
It didn't help that the voices in his head kept telling him that Jvan the drug-dealing meth addict had the Devil in her.
He stalked her, whispering darkly and putting salt wherever she set foot.
He also sent his disciples [they think he's the messiah], Tobia and Victor, to wipe all her graffiti and bully her 'clients'.
Everyone thought he was crazy. Except Logos.
Logos thought Vowzra had something like a link with God.
Vowzra told Logos that he [Logos] didn't know anything, but Logos only heard him saying, 'the cube says that God says that you will be the King of Galbar High.'
Jvan got annoyed at Vowzra stalking her, so she went over to his house [situated next to Galbar Home for Lunatics, Vegetables, and other Doughnuts] where she told him she was taking over his place.
Vowzra was distraught and told her to go away, throwing salt at her. But she then pushed him into the lunatic asylum. Through the crack in the wall he used to peek at all the crazy women through.

They were more than happy to have him - he never had to peek.
People reckon they ate him.

...This is rather dark isn't it.

They were more than happy to have him - he never had to peek.

I laughed so hard

Keriss is a high school student, senior year
Lives with Vestec since her parents have abandoned her.
Is friends Tauga... kinda, things are strange.
Constantly blows off classes to peruse career as underground boxer.
Hurts people, banged a guy after a party.
Aborted child and ran off.
Hangs out with Amartía sometimes, he's a dick most of the time.
Often depressed. Adopted a puppy and put a hood on it.

I tried.

Amartia is a the former CEO of the once critically acclaimed Sindustries.

He was born under a hangman's tree from the rotting remains of an ancient corpse fertilized by the local town creep Vestec.

Said town creep returned nine months later to retrieve the result, took one look at him, gagged, carried him to the Whorphanage, and left him.

Born a badass, Baby-Amartia badasses his way through life and badasses his company into existence.

Local creep father returns sayin he's proud of his son but he's just lookin for money.

Amartia has a friend named Keriss he is a dick too cause he's secretly in love with his father.

Because of his inner turmoil, Amartia turns too cocaine given to him by his uncle.

In a rage, he destroys his company by over loading the servers with porn.

He's now homeless and the local town creep.

Currently in the market for a job….

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