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Oh god.

What if they're the field rations?

Griks [+]

Cannon fodder for the Bulwark, these are pale, dull creatures of unknown origin to be used as meat shields. However, do not underestimate them, as they rush out into battle with a disturbing ferocity, gladly laying down their lives for the goals of the Bulwark, and have the physical strength of a fully grown ape. For some reason, if one gets close enough to a Grik, they can sometimes smell the faint aroma of banana bread.

Oh nooooooo! Looks like I'm about to break my promise and you'll have to beat me! Just gimme a minute to get the ball gag.

But no seriously, I'm over halfway through a post and most of the way through a 12-rack of Coors Light so I'm a little too drunk to finish tonight. It's already a good portion written tho, so it'll be up in time at a decent time tomorrow.

Oh nooooooo! Looks like I'm about to break my promise and you'll have to beat me! Just gimme a minute to get the ball gag.

But no seriously, I'm over halfway through a post and most of the way through a 12-rack of Coors Light so I'm a little too drunk to finish tonight. It's already a good portion written tho, so it'll be up in time at a decent time tomorrow.

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I think Lance has gone section 8, man...