I just realize I'm the only actual basement dweller nerd magus here.

We got a bunch of killers, monsters, a kid and a doll.

To be fair, being a Doll is cool.

Hiii, so I'm looking to be the new Archer if that slot is still available. I just got a little reading to do with all the already made characters and such, but I loved the Fate Stay Night series so it'd be awesome to be apart of this! :)

Hiii, so I'm looking to be the new Archer if that slot is still available. I just got a little reading to do with all the already made characters and such, but I loved the Fate Stay Night series so it'd be awesome to be apart of this! :)

Sorry to say, all of our Master and Servants slots are filled, as is the overseer. You're free to app a non-Master magus if you like. If you have another role in mind, you can shoot me a PM, but given the nature of this war, it will be a hard sell.

Writing lionmans is a bit hard, sorry for the big delay.

Soooo... How are you doing, enemy team fellow Japanese-Sympathizers?

Not bad, just patiently waiting

Archer's been sick so permission to post for him so the Archer duo gets out of the church and relocates has been given.

Sorry everyone for the delays and stuff on my part, still stuck in London and won't be back until Monday. Trying to find time to post but have been pretty occupied with people ;;

Thanks for the notice, pal. Rest easy in the knowledge that the longer you're away the later you have to write the very awkward and no doubt sexually tense confrontation between an SS-affiliate that gets naked in the woods as his hobby and a lewd deity who gets smug at everything.

Daily reminder that none of you are free from sin.

Yet.

In exchange of your cooperation I may offer you an apology from my haughty naturalist comrade who evicted you from your rightful abode and a lifetime supply of Flammenwerfers to help with establishing glorious Christendom during this war.

Finally the post it up! Excuse me for the delays and all that, I'll have no problem being alot more active from now on.

Time to move on to [Day One, Phase Two], I think. Welcome back home, D.

@Liu Mei @Ijoyen @Berserk Gene @MeteorD @Art of Fun @Cu Chulainn @GrafRoy Zeppeli @Yukitamas @Breo @Angry Hungarian @Shioban @Gracefully

The phase has begun. In the interest of expediting this to compensate for the recent drag, a phase shift will automatically happen in 48-72 hours, unless it is requested to occur either earlier or later.

Servant Caster, Servant Ruler, Servant Assasin, Matou Youzai, Uva von Einzbern, and Nanaya Saizou are positioned at the Ryuudouji Temple.

Servant Saber (P), Servant Archer, Janika Edelfelt, and Brauer Herstelle are positioned at the Church.

Servant Saber (S) and Frederica Edelfelt are positioned at the Big Bridge.

Servant Berserker and Tohsaka Syone are positioned at the Tohsaka Manor.

Servant Rider and Emmerich Lisztmayer-Anschütz von Sabern are positioned in Miyama.

There are no interaction locations, nor were there plans for intra-phase movement in the case of either faction, so it is very unlikely that we will see character movement mid-phase or conflict during this time. As a result, you can consider this phase a time for the most important part of a Fate/roleplay: slice of life and character interaction.

Characters capable of cooking are recommended to do so at this time.

The first "night phase" has begun.



Servant Caster, Servant Ruler, Matou Youzai, Uva von Einzbern, and Nanaya Saizou are positioned at the Ryuudouji Temple.

Servant Saber (P) and Janika Edelfelt are positioned in Miyama.

Servant Archer and Brauer Herstelle are positioned at the Church.


-Servant Berserker and Tohsaka Syone are positioned inside the Tohsaka Manor.
-Servant Rider and Emmerich Lisztmayer-Anschütz von Sabern are positioned outside the Tohsaka Manor.
-The Mysterious Uncle is positioned outside the Tohsaka Manor.
-The Servants present can feel and locate the presence of the other Servant.
-The Masters' Command Seals burn; they are aware that another Master is present.
-The alarm Bounded Field around the Tohsaka Manor has been triggered. Servant Berserker and Tohsaka Syone are aware that three individuals are on the premises.
-The Mysterious Uncle is very lost.

-Servant Saber (S) and Frederica Edelfelt are positioned in Shinto.
-Servant Assassin is positioned in Shinto.
-Servant Assassin feels the presence of a Servant, and is capable of locating that presence.

Photoshop/propaganda/shitposting was declared upon us. Very well.

When your tears carve through the ashes caked on your faces, remember.



You chose this.

I'll admit to that having caught me by surprise. That said, though. . .

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Hǫgni? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Regin Foster Children Program, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on dragon nests, and I have over 300 confirmed berserker rages. I am trained in dragon warfare and I’m the top swordsman in the entire Norse myth. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with prejudice the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Valkyries over the Backside of the World and your ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. My horse can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the SS, a guy who makes primordial soup, beamswords and dragons and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

If you want meme wars, by all means. Let's get on with it

You could say that this MEMES war, am I rite?

A message from the Holy Church to both factions.

The neutral overseer of the Church has been challenged by the German faction. The neutrality of the Church has been violated by those who pursue power over order.

The Holy Church has received this information from their Executor. The power of a Servant is beyond their expectations. A human cannot match a Servant. However, the Holy Church refuses to take such an affront as their neutrality being challenged in the dead of war. This has been further compounded by existing hostilities between the NSDAP and the Holy Church. The Holy Church has chosen to respond to this transgression.

Indeed, indeed, a human cannot match a Servant. As that is the case, something beyond human has been dispatched.

Or at least, that's what they're saying.

NPC profile added to Characters.

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As we prepare to enter combat, now is a good time to review part of the nature of combat for this roleplay.

Incantations are based on the time system of steps and bars. A One-Count spell will take one bar to cast, ergo one second. A Single Action will take one step, which can be regarded as "instantaneous", such as snapping one's fingers.

Invocation of a Noble Phantasm's true name and use of a Command Seal are treated as taking one bar to invoke. This means that you should make sure you don't just stand there like an idiot as you do those things, as you open yourself to someone just walking up and stabbing you while you do.

Forms of dialogue that are not invocations, for instance banter, are treated as "free actions" during combat.