AGE 23-25 don’t be nosy
Appearance You got eyes take a picture
History….I was born on the wrong side of heaven and never good enough for hell. I had a mom and a dad and strangely they stayed together no matter how much of a disappointment I was. My childhood was spent trying not to scream “Idiots!” everytime my peers exposed the depths of their self taught ignorance. I went to college and found i didn’t enjoy kissing ass so I dropped that and wandered the highway as a hitchiker and potential victim till I came to my senses and came here to mooch of my dotty grandparents and found out I was too late for the funeral, early enough to piss off my parents and dumb enough to be excited when i found they had left me this crappy Empire.

That’s it, I’m not here to write you a tragic story or a great comedy, I just pour the coffee and collect the rent

Age Older than you
History Something about dancing for the troops, Here to Eternity and Purple Hearts

She lives on the second floor in apartment A with Freddy a nervous Chihuahua

Age 72
History Walt is a Marine retired after 30 years and could live somewhere else but for unknown reasons he says he wants to die here. He’s a nice guy but he likes to make jabs at people in attempt at a joke. When he drinks his stories if true are kind of scary and why he can stay as long as he likes

Age 92
History Elmer should be studied by some history professor he’s lived so much in his life. He has Medals for doing brave and stupid things; he was at freaking D-Day. A nice old man who loves the yell and scream obscenities at his monitor when he’s online but always treats me an the other women here like the Ladies we are. Oh did I mention Elmer is Gay?

Age: 24
Appearance: Posh
History: Cortina as she prefers to be called was born to a Naval Family whose walls are covered in wallpaper and not the glory of the officers they served.
She is an expert at getting men and women of wealth to take care of her but never sticks around for anything meaningful.

College Dropout and professional Layabout she travels from town to town crashing on couches or briefly sharing beds till she hear’s what she calls the walkabout song

Anthony Hilder
Age: 25
Appearance:


Height: 6'4"
Weight: 208 lbs.

Appearance/History:
Anthony typically wears nothing but a black, form-fitting v-neck shirt, blue jeans, and black boots. He wears a red and black plaid flannel as well. Hailing from the northwest, Anthony somehow found himself in the Slacker's coffee shop after getting accused of a murder. While he may have wanted to kill the guy who died, he wasn't the one who did it. As such, Anthony only ever leaves the coffee shop in order to make a quick buck at the poker tables on the other side of town. He may have a pretty bounty on his head after betting a few men down to their underwear.

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Agє is just an irrelevant number. Unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. (24)

History― The signs of his worst luck initiated when his mother died during his birth. Indeed, Tony was that baby with the breaking news: Congratulations, you're officially a mother. Now die.

Talk to the hand happen to be his best solitude tool midst his childhood, until he grew up into this lazy man that lives on information, strategies, plans, just simply to spend one hour of hard work and make the rest feel like a breeze. Romance or Relationships? we all know that men want two things: danger and play. For that reason Tony always wanted women videogames, as the most dangerous plaything. Risks? of course, he took the plastic off his iphone screen once. Travels? oh yes; snapchat, facebook, instagram, take your pick. Hobbies? he eats and sleeps, kinda doing great in terms of being functional human. Job? Web Programmer in a small porn industry. Tony is asexual so it's not that fun. #faithful-to-windows-and-mac. #fifty-shades-of-nerd.

Not depressed nor motivated, his own opinion is enough for him. He likes being his own person with his own nerdism style and his own toothbrush. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line, and step on a lego. Unless you're a dank meme fan, that's an exception...

The reason he ended up in this coffee shop: got kicked out by his dad, duh.

Age:22

History:Amy grew up with a wealth father, who treated her like an angel at all times, she was picture perfect, had friends,had money, was a gifted student, and excelled in the arts. She was so accomplished that she published her first in a series of love novels in middle school, The series has a total of five , with the sixth one as the ending, only problem, she hasn't written it yet, and she doesn't plan too. In her senior year of highschool, she went through a bad break up, and her father got caught cheating with the maid,
typical rich people problems, but it changed her, she stopped taking school seriously, and dropped out even, she has since gotten her GED and lives above the coffee shop using the money she got from her first set of novels, now she spends her days lounging around. She still hasn't spoken to her father since.