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This should be a priority. This technology would bring world peace.

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And solve world hunger.

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And cure all diseases.

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And probably defeat all evil forever.

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It also makes you smarter.

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Yeah!
*The train moves forward slowly*

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Is it going slower than before or is that just me?

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Use your torch. As long as we can be confident they'll eat enough, because carnivorous plants tend to not eat a whole lot.
*Shines my focused torch in their dorection*

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I don't know! I don't gauge speed very well!
*Holds the magnifying glass outside the window to magnify the surroundings of the train*
Hmmm...

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*Looks at the people and points a magnifying glass at one of them* Excuse me, sir, how are you enjoying your day here so far?

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*A shadowy creature jumps up and bites off my arm*
WOAH!!

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Okay, that is really real! Let me see your arm; I'll fend him off!

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Waitwaitwait! Don't hurt it!
*Blows air into my other thumb and my arm blows up out of my shoulder like a balloon*
It was my fault for sticking my hand outside of the train! It's the whole "keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times!"

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You're right! Actually, that's a very good safety encouragement! "Don't stick your arm outside of the train or it might get bitten off!" Can we check it off?

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Yep! They pass!
*Draws a check on the clipboard*

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Oh, so that's why this man is missing an arm! Shall I give him one? Would you like one, mister?

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Hmm... I think he's asleep! It must be a pretty safe train if you can fall asleep!

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That's completely true! Well, maybe I shouldn't wake him up, but I could still give him an arm! Quietly!

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Sure!

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*He has both arms* And I'll give him a nice comfy bed! *He is in a hospital room with his identification* Let's keep investigating! What else about this train is safe?