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This should be a priority. This technology would bring world peace.


And solve world hunger.
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And solve world hunger.


And cure all diseases.
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And cure all diseases.


And probably defeat all evil forever.
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And probably defeat all evil forever.


It also makes you smarter.
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It also makes you smarter.


And more attractive.
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Yeah!
*The train moves forward slowly*


Is it going slower than before or is that just me?
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Is it going slower than before or is that just me?


I don't know! I don't gauge speed very well!
*Holds the magnifying glass outside the window to magnify the surroundings of the train*
Hmmm...
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Use your torch. As long as we can be confident they'll eat enough, because carnivorous plants tend to not eat a whole lot.
*Shines my focused torch in their dorection*


*Shines mine as well; the plants are attracted to the light and notice the bugs, swooping down and snatching up most of them until only a couple are left, and these scurry away* Boom. If we're not safe by now I might just teleport back to the village, with the day I've been having.
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I don't know! I don't gauge speed very well!
*Holds the magnifying glass outside the window to magnify the surroundings of the train*
Hmmm...


*Looks at the people and points a magnifying glass at one of them* Excuse me, sir, how are you enjoying your day here so far?
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*Looks at the people and points a magnifying glass at one of them* Excuse me, sir, how are you enjoying your day here so far?


*A shadowy creature jumps up and bites off my arm*
WOAH!!
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*A shadowy creature jumps up and bites off my arm*
WOAH!!


Okay, that is really real! Let me see your arm; I'll fend him off!
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Okay, that is really real! Let me see your arm; I'll fend him off!


Waitwaitwait! Don't hurt it!
*Blows air into my other thumb and my arm blows up out of my shoulder like a balloon*
It was my fault for sticking my hand outside of the train! It's the whole "keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times!"
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Waitwaitwait! Don't hurt it!
*Blows air into my other thumb and my arm blows up out of my shoulder like a balloon*
It was my fault for sticking my hand outside of the train! It's the whole "keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times!"


You're right! Actually, that's a very good safety encouragement! "Don't stick your arm outside of the train or it might get bitten off!" Can we check it off?
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You're right! Actually, that's a very good safety encouragement! "Don't stick your arm outside of the train or it might get bitten off!" Can we check it off?


Yep! They pass!
*Draws a check on the clipboard*
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Yep! They pass!
*Draws a check on the clipboard*


Oh, so that's why this man is missing an arm! Shall I give him one? Would you like one, mister?
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Oh, so that's why this man is missing an arm! Shall I give him one? Would you like one, mister?


Hmm... I think he's asleep! It must be a pretty safe train if you can fall asleep!
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Hmm... I think he's asleep! It must be a pretty safe train if you can fall asleep!


That's completely true! Well, maybe I shouldn't wake him up, but I could still give him an arm! Quietly!
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That's completely true! Well, maybe I shouldn't wake him up, but I could still give him an arm! Quietly!


Sure!
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Sure!


*He has both arms* And I'll give him a nice comfy bed! *He is in a hospital room with his identification* Let's keep investigating! What else about this train is safe?
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*He has both arms* And I'll give him a nice comfy bed! *He is in a hospital room with his identification* Let's keep investigating! What else about this train is safe?


It's moving, so the wheels must be oiled!
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