[IC] Myriad Reality

[Host]

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This should be a priority. This technology would bring world peace.

@GalaxyRaider

And solve world hunger.

[GalaxyRaider]

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And solve world hunger.

@Host

And cure all diseases.

[Host]

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And cure all diseases.

@GalaxyRaider

And probably defeat all evil forever.

[GalaxyRaider]

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And probably defeat all evil forever.

@Host

It also makes you smarter.

[Host]

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It also makes you smarter.

@GalaxyRaider

And more attractive.

[Disdain]

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Yeah!
*The train moves forward slowly*

@Meta

Is it going slower than before or is that just me?

[Meta]

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Is it going slower than before or is that just me?

@Disdain

I don't know! I don't gauge speed very well!
*Holds the magnifying glass outside the window to magnify the surroundings of the train*
Hmmm...

[Efficacy]

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Use your torch. As long as we can be confident they'll eat enough, because carnivorous plants tend to not eat a whole lot.
*Shines my focused torch in their dorection*

@Heroic

*Shines mine as well; the plants are attracted to the light and notice the bugs, swooping down and snatching up most of them until only a couple are left, and these scurry away* Boom. If we're not safe by now I might just teleport back to the village, with the day I've been having.

[Disdain]

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I don't know! I don't gauge speed very well!
*Holds the magnifying glass outside the window to magnify the surroundings of the train*
Hmmm...

@Meta

*Looks at the people and points a magnifying glass at one of them* Excuse me, sir, how are you enjoying your day here so far?

[Meta]

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*Looks at the people and points a magnifying glass at one of them* Excuse me, sir, how are you enjoying your day here so far?

@Disdain

*A shadowy creature jumps up and bites off my arm*
WOAH!!

[Disdain]

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*A shadowy creature jumps up and bites off my arm*
WOAH!!

@Meta

Okay, that is really real! Let me see your arm; I'll fend him off!

[Meta]

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Okay, that is really real! Let me see your arm; I'll fend him off!

@Disdain

Waitwaitwait! Don't hurt it!
*Blows air into my other thumb and my arm blows up out of my shoulder like a balloon*
It was my fault for sticking my hand outside of the train! It's the whole "keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times!"

[Disdain]

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Waitwaitwait! Don't hurt it!
*Blows air into my other thumb and my arm blows up out of my shoulder like a balloon*
It was my fault for sticking my hand outside of the train! It's the whole "keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times!"

@Meta

You're right! Actually, that's a very good safety encouragement! "Don't stick your arm outside of the train or it might get bitten off!" Can we check it off?

[Meta]

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You're right! Actually, that's a very good safety encouragement! "Don't stick your arm outside of the train or it might get bitten off!" Can we check it off?

@Disdain

Yep! They pass!
*Draws a check on the clipboard*

[Disdain]

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Yep! They pass!
*Draws a check on the clipboard*

@Meta

Oh, so that's why this man is missing an arm! Shall I give him one? Would you like one, mister?

[Meta]

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Oh, so that's why this man is missing an arm! Shall I give him one? Would you like one, mister?

@Disdain

Hmm... I think he's asleep! It must be a pretty safe train if you can fall asleep!

[Disdain]

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Hmm... I think he's asleep! It must be a pretty safe train if you can fall asleep!

@Meta

That's completely true! Well, maybe I shouldn't wake him up, but I could still give him an arm! Quietly!

[Meta]

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That's completely true! Well, maybe I shouldn't wake him up, but I could still give him an arm! Quietly!

@Disdain

Sure!

[Disdain]

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Sure!

@Meta

*He has both arms* And I'll give him a nice comfy bed! *He is in a hospital room with his identification* Let's keep investigating! What else about this train is safe?

[Meta]

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*He has both arms* And I'll give him a nice comfy bed! *He is in a hospital room with his identification* Let's keep investigating! What else about this train is safe?

@Disdain

It's moving, so the wheels must be oiled!