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Host senseless spam games. This one is simple and fun:

Step 1: grab a book
Step 2: copypasta the opening line
Step 3: add "and then the murders began"
Step 4: ???
Step 5: profit

For example:
"Here you are, Menolly," said the dragonrider, "Safe and sound in the Harper Hall." And then the murders began.
Dragonsinger- Anne McCaffrey
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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And then the murders began.
King James Bible

...that's actually a pretty good description of the history of mankind. Everything was great, and then we started murdering each other.
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One upon a time, long, long ago in a realm called the Midwestern United States- specifically the states of Minnesota and Wisconsin- a group of friends gathered together to forever alter the history of gaming. And then the murders began.
D&D Players Handbook

I used to go to Barnes and Noble now and again at my old job and this game was a hit with my co-workers. Mostly because they had classical works adjacent to the smutty romance section.
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The following section looks at the development of the railway, from its very beginnings up to 1900, touching on both the technical changes it underwent and the role it played in societies and industries around the world. And then the murders began.

Illustrated Book of Steam and Rail

Now, I'm just imagining Attack on Titan but with Thomas the Tank Engine instead of Titans.
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Now, I'm just imagining Attack on Titan but with Thomas the Tank Engine instead of Titans.


Post that comment on Reddit and it'll be on YouTube in an hour.
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<Snipped quote by Poi>

Post that comment on Reddit and it'll be on YouTube in an hour.


I don't even use reddit.
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Like a pack of immense sharks, warships of the rebellious Free and Independent Midway Star System roamed the dark emptiness of space, patrolling against any threats. And then the murders began...

The Lost Stars: Imperfect Sword -- Jack Campbell
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"Charles Bukowski was an alchoholic, a womanizer, a chronic gambler, a lout, a cheapskate, a deadbeat, and on his worst days, a poet.

And then the murders began..."
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fuck, Mark Manson
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