As you can probably tell already, I am a twat. But not just any old twat. I am a twat who was so pathetic, been thrown out of every field you can even get a doctorate in, all to the point that they invested a new field of 'Twatting', just so Ii can get an ego-rubbing PHD. It's kind of like the participation award of education. I have a hat, some broken glasses and hair you'd consider a wig dipped in grease. Perfect for the online world.

Do I have experience roleplaying? Of course.
Do I have experience SUCCESSFULLY roleplaying? Now, that's just a bit too personal. It's like asking a woman her age, it's just rude to ask!

Pleasure to meet you and all that!

@DrTwit I take great offence at this.

I'm a degenerate, not a shitlord. Get it right Dr.Twat.

xcuse u.

i'm a dork, not a shitlord. get your facts straight, man

This is why I never got an official PHD...

Are you a twat doctor? Or...What?

Cause I need one of those....

I'm not a twat, I'm a communist. Also, another fucking new guy here.

@DrTwit Welcome to the site!

I did happen to adjust your thread tittle cause it is on the nose for being a bit insulting, but we do have a Spam section where you can shitlord to your heart's content.

Make sure you check out the Rules and hope you enjoy your stay.