New Guild! New Me!

I have mathematical proof that ogres are like avocados, not onions. Read it and weep!

					AVOCADOS			ONIONS
Layers?					✓				     ✓
Green?					✓				     X
Quite good on toast?		✓				     X
Everybody loves them?		✓				     X

There you have it! Also, Shrek is the original hero for people of color. Fuck off Black Panther.

the fuck is this even

have you considered a career in avocado? 

10/10, wouldn't take out a home mortgage on because drowning in avocado love.

10/10, wouldn't take out a home mortgage on because drowning in avocado love.@Dinh AaronMk

🥑❤️

hey aren't you that guy who tried to um... hit on that girl at the um... work place, and got rejected? 
what's her name? taaj? whatever happened to you and her?

Casimir Pulaski is the real father of America.

Eatin 🅱️ussy is the real pasttime of America

Eatin 🅱️ussy is the real pasttime of America@gorgenmast

Wow googer. That was a bit coarse even for Spam standards.

Ugh i dont care if this makes me a millenial. Avocados are basically natyres butter. Sooooo good

Ugh i dont care if this makes me a millenial. Avocados are basically natyres butter. Sooooo good@Rockatiel

I cherish your kind words, brother. Your very words reverberate through space and time. Thusly be blessed. May you drink the blood of your enemies and your progeny be as numerous as the stars in the sky.

ATTACK THE EARTHLINGS AND ROB THEM OF THEIR GOLD

Please don't spoil Battlefield Earth for those who have not seen this magnificent film

gorgenmast

luna558 The spam queen that's obsessed with TV shows.

Mariana Collie 👁👄👁

Dinh AaronMk my beloved (french coded)

gorgenmast

Luna_Maria

Goldeagle1221 I am Spartacus!

gorgenmast

gorgenmast

Luna_Maria

wisteria henlo

gorgenmast

Luna_Maria

gorgenmast