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No school for this guy tomorrow

Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by halcyonmadman
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Colon shit to find about
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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That's usually what's in there.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by halcyonmadman
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As in I can't defecate ._.
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Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by andromedene
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That's called being constipated.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by idlehands
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So...you're literally full of shit.

I'm sure this is beyond simply eating a few bowels bowls of bran cereal.

I'll just stop now, good luck with all that.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Svenn
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Oksy. No. Get out.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Cpt Toellner
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My pure-Wisconsinite diet of "cheese on/in everything!" makes it physically impossible for me to be constipated. I literally built up a resistance.
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Blitzkrieg said
My pure-Wisconsinite diet of "cheese on/in everything!" makes it physically impossible for me to be constipated. I literally built up a resistance.


I second that
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by andromedene
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Did you tell all your friends why you're missing school?
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by The Imagination
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Punch yourself in the gut a bunch of times. Iunno force the shit out. Laxative yourself.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by Overwatch
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Last time I had any gut problems, I had food poisoning.
Hidden 11 yrs ago Post by halcyonmadman
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Well I'm going on the 26th now.

And I'm not full of shit and I'm proud of you for doin what you did.

And no, I'm not that fucked up. I'll also have to go for sinus issues.
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